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ViscountessKeller t1_j9zfbte wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Why the hell would you tag someone on instagram for a conversation on reddit?
flamableozone t1_j9zf3c8 wrote
Reply to comment by brotherenigma in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Germany didn't exist until after the unification of east and west germany, which didn't exist until after WW2, does that mean that "Germany" doesn't exist? The Czech Republic didn't exist until 1992, does that mean that it doesn't exist? The fact that something exists *now* means that it exists now, regardless of whether or not it used to.
Mighty_L_LORT OP t1_j9zezji wrote
Reply to comment by eagle4123 in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
Not sure what to make of this word salad…
DJSlimer t1_j9zexhy wrote
Reply to comment by eagle4123 in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
Find out and lettuce know.
surSEXECEN t1_j9zes9q wrote
Reply to comment by zsero1138 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Sorry - I meant both policemen.
JoeyGIllustration t1_j9zej11 wrote
Reply to comment by ErectionDenier2024 in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Not objective, proving my point, but too dumb to understand. Go drink your koolaid lil buddy
eagle4123 t1_j9zegyw wrote
So is this about Iceberg lettuce?
JoeyGIllustration t1_j9zeam1 wrote
Reply to comment by ErectionDenier2024 in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
You don't argue in good faith. You are equal to any trumper with that logic, and inability to be objective with FACTS.
You don't understand how life is created, and you don't respect the process of creating life. Parasites don't grow into human beings. So again reinforce your non objective nonsensical ramblings. Say fuck a few more time, as if that indicates anything other than your frustration at knowing you're arguing in bad faith. Again, thanks for proving my exact point
ErectionDenier2024 t1_j9ze12i wrote
Reply to comment by JoeyGIllustration in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Yes I do. Shit happens, still hasn't been born.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9zdmb4 wrote
Reply to comment by ViscountessKeller in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
I said insta bozo
BeABetterHumanBeing t1_j9zdjem wrote
Pro-abortion people: kills their unborn children
Anti-abortion people: thinks that's bad, so bans the practice because they consider unborn children to be people
Pro-abortion people: decides to roll with it, and starts taking it to its logical conclusion to show how absurd this is <- YOU ARE HERE
Anti-abortion people: :)
JoeyGIllustration t1_j9zd9jo wrote
Reply to comment by ErectionDenier2024 in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
So you support abortion a day before birth?
tryingtodefendhim t1_j9zczix wrote
Reply to comment by jacksonpsternin in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
How did you do it?
MercAlert t1_j9zcqsa wrote
Reply to comment by Mindbender444 in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
If the fetus is a person, it would be considered innocent of any crime and could not legally be detained pending bail. That's the whole point of the filing: If the fetus is a person, it must be released immediately without bail.
ButterscotchSure6589 t1_j9zceuo wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in A kidnapping victim is going to jail. The reason? Asking for a bribe not to testify by skyflyer8
There is much truth in what you say.
ViscountessKeller t1_j9zce4m wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
That's not how you tag someone on reddit, and nobody on reddit has that username.
AqUaNtUmEpIc t1_j9zcabn wrote
Reply to comment by RotisserieChicken007 in Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service 'bans' use of fireman by nimobo
I think it’s because the term fireman “will not be tolerated” in spite of firemen existing. A male fire fighter can no longer refer to himself as a fireman. The chief said the term still sneaks into todays nomenclature and they won’t allow it.
StopFalseReporting t1_j9zc7u3 wrote
Reply to comment by sampras69 in Wife and her parents beat up man for forgetting their wedding anniversary by Antony-007
Women in India don’t have any rights. The reason this happened is because her father wanted it to. The country is messed up. The people don’t have any real rights
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9zbc2s wrote
Reply to comment by ViscountessKeller in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
@nicole_kluka
sercommander t1_j9zb4te wrote
Reply to comment by rubythedog920 in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
I'm twice the Jewish you are and this is twice dumb for me!
mickeybuilds t1_j9zalky wrote
Reply to comment by astereotypicalNerd in Pilot thought instructor who died during flight was 'just joking,' safety report says by Didyoucallforme
Here's a study that reports a 19x higher rate of mydocarditis. Just in case 7x wasn't enough. I admit that I couldn't find the 1 in 40 and I won't speculate upon what subset that was based. But, all of this data was censored from the internet, news, and social media. Lives and careers of doctors and scientists were destroyed when they simply attempted to get this information out or questioned what was being forced upon us as truth. This site continues to ban and censor people even now. And, all of the misinformation has finally been allowed to be openly proven false (at least in the US). I don't understand how anyone still entrusts that these governmental agencies, big pharma, and media had been telling us the truth. Do you live in a heavily controlled country whose gvt imposed it's will upon their people like the UK, Australia, Canada, or perhaps in a smaller European country?
lurkernomore99 t1_j9zaja5 wrote
Reply to comment by adsfew in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
This is the funniest thing I'll see all day
Bubbagumpredditor t1_j9zaicp wrote
Reply to comment by Asclepius333 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
That explains it
ViscountessKeller t1_j9za3o9 wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
You go right ahead, buddy. I can't wait. I look forward to meeting this ghost.
Wasn't she already watching and laughing at this thread, or did you forget you already said that? I assume if she was actually interested she'd have posted already. You know, if she actually existed.
VyrPlan t1_j9zfk35 wrote
Reply to comment by DJSlimer in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
and be sure to produce facts