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fireky2 t1_j9y96jp wrote
Reply to comment by WimpyLimpet in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
I'm just waiting for them to give corporations the death penalty.
fireky2 t1_j9y90yj wrote
Reply to comment by Batbuckleyourpants in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
This take is so dumb I'm surprised you haven't applied for the supreme court
fireky2 t1_j9y8pmv wrote
Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
Were like 5 years away from having to get a full cavity search to order a cheesy gordita crunch
fireky2 t1_j9y8mzr wrote
Reply to comment by Thirstless in McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
See in America we treat McDonald's with the true reverence it deserves, if you want to feel unsafe here you have to go to a school
PJJefferson t1_j9y7k4u wrote
Reply to comment by Sunshinehaiku in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Sure, buddy!
I mean, why bother reading the article and finding out what happened, before commenting, lol?
rowejl222 t1_j9y7gf1 wrote
Reply to comment by zen-shen in Penises are growing longer. The reason is terrible for the environment by Olliweerr
Who said I was pretending?
PJJefferson t1_j9y7eml wrote
“In the display, “Palestine” was described as covering the entirety of Israel and the Temple Mount was depicted with a huge Palestinian Flag. The explanation for one plate says: “Fishing with nets is one of the oldest industries in Palestine. The shoreline stretches for 224 km from Rafah in the south to Ra’as al Naqoura in the North.” Ra’as al Naqoura is the Arabic name for Rosh HaNikra, an international border crossing between Israel and Lebanon in the North. Rafah is the border town with Egypt, in the South of Gaza. Thus the existence of Israel is totally denied and “Palestine” is regarded as covering the entirety of Israel.
Another description of a plate says: “The olive branch is the symbol of peace and is used to express the wish for an independent Palestinian state”. However, the picture on the plate accompanying the text shows the Dome of the Rock with a large Palestinian flag, implying that Jerusalem and in particular the site of what had been the Jewish Temple, would be part of a Palestinian state. The Temple Mount is the holiest place in Judaism and it is offensive for Jewish people to see a Palestinian flag over their holiest site.”
Seems fair the Jewish people were upset.
Also, isn’t there a rule about making up fake headlines?
FawksyBoxes t1_j9y7chk wrote
Reply to comment by Killahflex in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Yep, Georgia lost court cases and now pregnant women can start claiming a fetus as a dependant and other benefits starting at 6 weeks now.
hawkxp71 t1_j9y74oj wrote
Reply to comment by Substance___P in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Yes, but that assumes you can get cell coverage, which is always a problem at hospitals :(
Substance___P t1_j9y70sr wrote
Reply to comment by hawkxp71 in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Get one of those Verizon mobile data points with a data plan. Still cheaper than the power.
hawkxp71 t1_j9y6xki wrote
Reply to comment by Substance___P in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Usually the guest wifi is in a dmz, so joy there.
Also, you would have to be a pretty incompetent it team, to let any switch route any data from an unknown machine at a hospital.
I'm sure you could hack around and find a valid net mask and gateway, and then plug in with a static IP address, and hope they don't block you at the nearest switch.
I just think you would have to be computing locally without network access
zen-shen t1_j9y6klm wrote
Reply to comment by rowejl222 in Penises are growing longer. The reason is terrible for the environment by Olliweerr
You are on reddit. You don't have to pretend.
surSEXECEN t1_j9y6k3d wrote
Reply to comment by blueskies1800 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Yup - fire them both.
surSEXECEN t1_j9y6i5g wrote
Reply to comment by Adventurous_Aerie_79 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
He’ll likely get a 2 year vacation before he rejoins the workforce.
Substance___P t1_j9y6gi2 wrote
Reply to comment by hawkxp71 in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Access the machine from guest wifi?
VoDoka t1_j9y5i87 wrote
Reply to comment by GeneralNathanJessup in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
I know this post is not that serious, but there have been cases where an identical twin walked free because the DNA evidence couldn't determine which of the two committed the crime.
21_MushroomCupcakes t1_j9y5d0f wrote
Reply to comment by Infernalism in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
I won't believe fetuses are people until Texas executes one.
^( /s )
hawkxp71 t1_j9y4gx5 wrote
Reply to comment by Substance___P in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Agreed. Only issue would be you getting access to it again. Your not getting on their network with the box, so you would have to go in person.
rubythedog920 t1_j9y3rgk wrote
I’m Jewish and this is dumb.
Batbuckleyourpants t1_j9y3rel wrote
Reply to comment by WimpyLimpet in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Yes? not being deprived of a single experience speaks in favor of maintaining the status quo in this temporary situation.
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Reply to comment by Khemith in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
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YourTattooIsUgly t1_j9y379y wrote
Reply to comment by SomebodyInNevada in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
It’s not hate.
Trans is fraud, plain and simple. Removing fraud-committing individuals from public dollars is a good step.
PetePensieve t1_j9y2cly wrote
Reply to comment by WimpyLimpet in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
>Will they decide to free all convicted pregnant women as not to violate the constitutional rights of the fetus inside of them?
Yes. Free the mom on parole and send the fetus to juvie.
ComposerOther2864 t1_j9y2b37 wrote
Reply to comment by Be-like-water-2203 in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Total nerd but this I'd the only way I would own a gun. Finger guns.
fireky2 t1_j9y99c9 wrote
Reply to comment by RagingHeretic in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
I mean they can just refuse to hear it and send it back down to relitigate for half a decade