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bobmcrobber t1_j9xa9bz wrote
Reply to comment by geekmasterflash in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
They've commented in antiwork and latestagecapitalism a few times
KaisarDragon t1_j9xa98m wrote
Reply to comment by GeneralNathanJessup in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
There would be accomplice charges, at least.
LogicalAF t1_j9x9vgh wrote
Reply to comment by Batbuckleyourpants in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Since the "kid", and let's be clear, fetuses are not kids yet but let's use the term for the sake of getting the point across, has no agency because it's in "life support", it's the right of the mother to decide if she wants him to stay in that place or not. If she decides she doesn't want her kid, who can't speak for himself, to be in prison, then they have to free him. Otherwise it's a violation of his constitutional rights.
If fetuses are people, then they have rights. If they can't talk, then the parents reserve that exclusive right to speak on their behalf.
You can't have it both ways.
Batbuckleyourpants t1_j9x9uoh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Absolute nonsense. If there was a magical way to transport the baby into a pod where it grew to maturity that would be awesome. Likewise there is no objection to inducing an early birth once the baby is considered viable.
It is about accepting that at a certain point, the baby has rights and should be afforded the most basic of protection, IE that we protect it from being killed.
I am fine with abortion prior to 12 weeks or when the health of the mother is physically threatend. After that it is a separate human being with a functional central nervous system and a heartbeat.
What is the alternative to killing a separate human being? I would love to hear of one.
brotherenigma t1_j9x9rtz wrote
"Thus the existence of Israel is totally denied and “Palestine” is regarded as covering the entirety of Israel."
Which is true, because "Israel" didn't even EXIST until after WW2.
cheapb98 t1_j9x9fb4 wrote
Awww! Let's bomb them again then
GeneralNathanJessup t1_j9x9cc4 wrote
Reply to comment by Infernalism in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Exactly. And conjoined twins should immune to all criminal penalties, unless it can be proven that both of them committed the crime. Preferably using DNA evidence.
I'm not sure there is any case law on this. Say if one conjoined twin snitched on the other, in exchange for a reduced sentence.
rpgsandarts t1_j9x8dno wrote
Have any of you read the article? They’re all obviously done by one person lol
Koffeekage t1_j9x8cfc wrote
Its just a fetus.
[deleted] t1_j9x8a0h wrote
Reply to comment by Batbuckleyourpants in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
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JimC29 t1_j9x86uw wrote
As I commented yesterday and the day before why is this being posted here every fucking day?
UsernameNotRelevent t1_j9x7uxf wrote
Reply to comment by Prestonn2705 in McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
The McDonald’s in downtown Seattle on 3rd Ave is colloquially know as “McStabbys”
Marge_Farthouse t1_j9x7pmu wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
I’d pay good money to have Cookie Monster verbally assault me.
ssbSciencE t1_j9x7avv wrote
Reply to comment by MoreRamenPls in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
In my two week long experience, yes. Very much yes.
Uncynical_Diogenes t1_j9x6znd wrote
Reply to comment by MarcusAurelius0 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Yes. But involving parties without their consent is where it crosses the line.
RagingHeretic t1_j9x5y66 wrote
This almost certainly could make it to SCOTUS and those imbeciles will need to further clarify their already incoherent reasoning in Dobbs. Should be fun.
MarcusAurelius0 t1_j9x5to0 wrote
Reply to comment by Uncynical_Diogenes in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
>Some part of this fucker enjoyed having power, of doing it without their consent, and that’s never okay.
Also a fetish.
Batbuckleyourpants t1_j9x5tgy wrote
Reply to comment by Infernalism in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
The child is effectively on temporary lifesupport, unable to express agency, and is currently a ward of the state.
Keeping the baby in the mother is the best care they can provide, anything else would actively endanger the child. Where the mother is makes no tangible difference in this case.
Uncynical_Diogenes t1_j9x5puu wrote
Reply to comment by MarcusAurelius0 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
I understand that.
I don’t understand peeping your phone camera under stalls when the internet has so much quality filth easily available.
Some part of this fucker enjoyed having power, of doing it without their consent, and that’s never okay.
Idliketothinkimsmart t1_j9x5mgc wrote
"we're bombing human beings 😵😱😱😱"
Batbuckleyourpants t1_j9x5dqk wrote
Reply to comment by gimmethelulz in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Easy really. The baby is effectively a ward of the state stuck on life support.
There is no way to remedy the situation, so i would be surprised if the supreme court even tackle that issue. It's rights is not being imposed upon in any tangential way, just like the mother is not illegally detaining the child by keeping it in her belly.
The baby is not incarcerated in any meaningful way. The baby is as free to walk as it can possibly be. The baby also don't have any agency, it is no different than how a comatose person has no agency to walk out of the room they are in, that does not make it a kidnapping.
There is no meaningful freedom available to it, so the government is not impeding on said freedom.
In fact, as the child is effectively on life support, the state is providing for it's rights in an actually tangential way by leaving it in the parent's belly.
Where i do think the lawyer absolutely has a point is in demanding OB Care which the mother was denied, The mother absolutely should have proper access to it because that is a right that meaningfully apply to both the baby and the mother herself.
PenKey3719 t1_j9x4wxa wrote
Why the fuck did anyone think shopping around a collection of plates denying the existence of Israel as 'Crossing Borders' was a good idea?
Like, read the article. This wasn't just some kids artwork, shit was literally Palestinian flags over Jewish holy sites and passive aggressive denial of Judaism.
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sexybimbogf t1_j9x4l9t wrote
Reply to comment by AssLynx in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
there's no rule that says a dog can't be a police officer
bobmcrobber t1_j9xadg3 wrote
Reply to comment by marcyhidesinphotos in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
It's a really great way to get fired quickly once someone finds out. You'll probably get sued by your employer as well to cover the electricity costs.