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WimpyLimpet t1_j9x48kz wrote
Reply to comment by UnadvertisedAndroid in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
You're right. I think this is the whole point of the lawyer's argument.
RagingHeretic t1_j9x3y9z wrote
Reply to He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Cops need to get their shit together.
Bitch_Posse t1_j9x3oz6 wrote
The oppressors feel victimized. Whatever.
OhThatsRich88 t1_j9x3ekp wrote
Reply to comment by UnadvertisedAndroid in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
It is the whole point. Lawyers don't make theoretical arguments in court. They're trying to get their clients out. I wouldn't be surprised if pro choice orgs are supporting it to show how absurd a "life begins at conception" legal theory is in practice
Jameschoral t1_j9x3cex wrote
Reply to comment by time4someredit in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Yeah it was Bruce
Eldassi t1_j9x32qz wrote
Wow, this is a hornet's nest. Either Florida has to release every pregnant prisoner no matter what the crime or they have to rule against fetal personhood. If they rule for it, it's a dangerous precedent.
adsfew t1_j9x2ekl wrote
Reply to comment by Voxination in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
How can we be certain the fetus wasn't controlling her Krang-style?
Free the woman and imprison the fetus!
fluffybottom t1_j9x262j wrote
Good thing the fetus isn’t aware of its imprisonment.
Voxination t1_j9x24at wrote
The lady was 6 week pregnant when the crime she's accused of took place, if anything that fetus is an accomplice to the crime. /s just in case.
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Reply to comment by UnadvertisedAndroid in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
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MisterSergeant t1_j9x2095 wrote
Reply to comment by reverielagoon1208 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Quasi-military with none of the individual accountability, rules, commitment or danger.
Much service, very proud.
BedWilling4093 t1_j9x1ixs wrote
Let the foetus free but not the mother. Maybe the father can step up and help
Mindbender444 t1_j9x1eg0 wrote
I guess we'll have to wait and see if the judge rules in favor of the fetus and grants it bail.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9x15pc wrote
Reply to comment by ViscountessKeller in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Isn’t it weird that you expect a trans person to behave a very particular way or else you simply don’t believe it, shocking isn’t it
gimmethelulz t1_j9x0ynn wrote
Reply to comment by WimpyLimpet in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Yes I'd love to see Alito's mental gymnastics on this case.
UnadvertisedAndroid t1_j9x0bfh wrote
Reply to comment by WimpyLimpet in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
I wouldn't be surprised if that's the whole point
improper84 t1_j9wzrbw wrote
I've long suspected my penis is terrible for the environment. Nice to see science confirm it.
hjbuell t1_j9wzmj2 wrote
Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
Ah yes, the fabled Golden Arches of McDonalds. Now you too can do the arches, with knives out!
Fit-Seaworthiness437 t1_j9wzdfi wrote
Reply to comment by Khemith in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
I hope the department dissolves
[deleted] t1_j9wzap1 wrote
Reply to comment by MechanicalHorse in McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
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coberh t1_j9wz6lg wrote
It's almost like all the pro-life reasons are bullshit.
Khemith t1_j9wyvfe wrote
Oh noes the inconvenience of genocide!
Khemith t1_j9wyqfs wrote
Reply to comment by Fixed_headlines in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Do you morons still think Jesus is going to come back because you were nice to the Jews?
Khemith t1_j9wyitc wrote
Reply to comment by Fit-Seaworthiness437 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Sounds like they are building a tower, a tower that stands above all rules and ethics.
Blitzsturm t1_j9x4emz wrote
Reply to Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
I mean for those that lack a concept of nuance either fetuses are people with full inalienable rights or they aren't and you can't change that depending on how you feel that day.