Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9wy465 wrote
Reply to comment by Khemith in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Wtf what a weird homophobic statement. Nah I love my parents and kiss em on the cheek homie. Thanks for showing me YOUR fragility 😂 why would I think it’s gay though??
[deleted] t1_j9wy35t wrote
Reply to comment by mcclureja in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
[deleted]
Khemith t1_j9wxym7 wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
I bet you cannot even hug your family because it's "gay" thank for showing us your fragility.
bakjar t1_j9wxv9t wrote
Thanks for posting a paywall link
Khemith t1_j9wxul4 wrote
Reply to comment by Hefty_Ad_5999 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
You identify as a bigot.
mcclureja t1_j9wxuib wrote
Reply to comment by WimpyLimpet in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Shortsighted? The baby is on life support.
beebs44 t1_j9wxtt0 wrote
Khemith t1_j9wxnhl wrote
Reply to comment by SisyphusPolitico in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Just say you're a transphobe and be done with it. Just say you're sexuality is fragile that you cannot look at another set of genitals.
It must make your day when you can couch your bigotry in a crime story.
Side question: Why do reactionaries have ancient names? Does it make you feel smartz? Make you feel like you're a independent who sees the "truth" ?
Infernalism t1_j9wxhfw wrote
Fetuses are either people or they're not.
Choose.
WimpyLimpet t1_j9wxh92 wrote
Here we see the shortsighted slippery slope of claiming a fetus has all the same rights as a person.
I'd love for this case to go to the supreme court. Will they decide to free all convicted pregnant women as not to violate the constitutional rights of the fetus inside of them?
DarshJalan t1_j9wxfqk wrote
Any news about India is a good way to see the casual racism that seems to exist on reddit
utegardloki t1_j9wxdf5 wrote
Reply to comment by BetaFuchs in 'He kept shooting at me,' photographer wounded in Florida shooting says by joemamma8393
Depends what he was trying to do.
time4someredit t1_j9ww1t8 wrote
Reply to comment by Jameschoral in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
0h no, I was wrong, your right it was Family Guy, but it was Bruce, the guy with the moustache
CrowVsWade t1_j9wvtm7 wrote
Reply to comment by Threedog7 in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Average Redditor moment.
AhRedditAhHumanity t1_j9wvkdg wrote
Feeling victimized is a favorite pastime
AgencyDelicious1933 t1_j9wvicl wrote
Reply to comment by cruelhumor in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
I think it depends on the police department and state.
But I'd agree that in this case it's pure laziness w/ a "smidge" of racism
RussMantooth t1_j9wukof wrote
Mel Gibson enters the chat
[deleted] t1_j9wue05 wrote
Reply to comment by BoneDogtheWonderBoy in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
The guy is mentally ill and has multiple domestic abuse charges. Let’s not pretend he’s harmless. Sometimes people are unwell and it’s not safe for them or others to leave them on the streets. But you’re enlightened because you can use your parent’s keyboard to type tough and aggressive to strangers. And yes, I do hold myself to my standard. If I beat women and steal from stores and need psychiatric help, I hope the police do pick me up. That only sounds threatening to other women abusing psychos and young children (I’ll assume you’re the latter).
UncookedCapacity t1_j9wrg7o wrote
Reply to comment by Fixed_headlines in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Redditards explaining how genocide good actually if you get genocided first
hospicedoc t1_j9wqvzw wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Next year he will retire with a full pension because he hurt his back while shooting that unarmed man three times in the chest.
blueskies1800 t1_j9wpa24 wrote
Reply to He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
I have a very low opinion of a dog thief, but a policeman is supposed to be professionally trained to control his emotions no matter what the perpetrator did. So both are reprehensible in my mind.
dreamwarrior22 t1_j9wp8tx wrote
Reply to Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
I installed our school's bitcoin miner in the electrical room. It was the loudest room in the school and that miner was super loud. The miner was a school approved fundraiser idea and mined 400k dogecoin in 2 years. It was highly successful in that it made our school over $700. Unfortunately if we had held the coins today it'd be worth $30k.
Wackadoodle1984 t1_j9wlrtw wrote
Imagine you are a cop. You show up to this, honestly kind of stupid call. Someone stole a display rack full of potato chips. Like, we have murders to solve, but whatever. Then you think to yourself, what is the most absolutely useless, not not just useless, objectively pointless in a maliciously cruel way, thing I could do in this situation? Oh, I could arrest this dude who is just eating the chips, because that is going to help the situation.
Khemith t1_j9wyc4u wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Dirt bag cops reward dirtbag cops. We need to federalize all police forces.