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ejohnson4 t1_j9wl4wf wrote
Reply to comment by jawnsusername in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Ahh, okay. Might want to add the /s next time, it's kindof hard to read inflection, and there are a lot of really stupid people who would say that completely un-ironically.
Hazardbeard t1_j9wkta5 wrote
Reply to comment by cutelyaware in Penises are growing longer. The reason is terrible for the environment by Olliweerr
Penile injections are a major thing in porn too.
Male porn star seems like a decent way to make a living until you spend just five more minutes thinking about what all that ACTUALLY entails.
Jace_Te_Ace t1_j9wkr9z wrote
RandomComputerFellow t1_j9wkhig wrote
Reply to comment by Fixed_headlines in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
You could ask the same question about every city which has an jewish holocaust memorial. "do they have a memorial for all minorities or just for the one committing genocide on the Palestinian people"
I always find it absurd that especially the Jews which had to suffer under Nazi atrocities do not understand why the dispossession and destruction of an ethnic group is not OK.
Hazardbeard t1_j9wkgdt wrote
Reply to comment by TheoremaEgregium in Penises are growing longer. The reason is terrible for the environment by Olliweerr
I also understand it to be an analysis so terribly conducted as to basically be worthless and meaningless, which is a great comfort to myself and my absolutely hilariously adorable penis.
tilla18 t1_j9wjjt5 wrote
Reply to comment by Inconceivable-2020 in Penises are growing longer. The reason is terrible for the environment by Olliweerr
Sounds like a win/win to me.
Ironwolf7448 t1_j9wjau6 wrote
Reply to comment by Cyanopicacooki in McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
Your joke gets even funnier when you see the part about targeting minorities. It’s like they can’t help themselves.
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BoneDogtheWonderBoy t1_j9wi2gx wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
So apparently compassion or understanding aren’t helpful? So when you need help, I hope that your first step is also jail. Since apparently that’s helpful to hungry people.
ToastTurtle t1_j9wg6y3 wrote
Reply to He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Decisions like this are infuriating. Two wrong do not make a right. Both should have charges for their crimes and have to deal with the consequences. The guy was using a loaded gun in a robbery. ffs
abruzzo79 t1_j9wfy4f wrote
Reply to comment by SpinningHead in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Children, no less.
abruzzo79 t1_j9wfgvb wrote
Reply to comment by SpinningHead in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Surprisingly I haven’t been banned from that sub. I just get downvoted into oblivion there.
TheSlamster t1_j9wf164 wrote
Reply to comment by Adventurous_Aerie_79 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Yeah but would they forgive the person for fucking it at the encouragement of everyone here?
lvl1developer t1_j9wez5d wrote
Reply to comment by MrTomDawson in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Nah you just need to identify as a woman, you can still be a man
Heijoshinn t1_j9we4px wrote
Reply to comment by SpinningHead in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
This guys whole history is suspect. New account, questionable comments, has their own little sub with conflated headlines.
Wait... Wtf... does r/UsernameChecksOut ? Lol
jawnsusername t1_j9we2vr wrote
Reply to comment by ejohnson4 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
You people are fucking stupid
korevil t1_j9we23g wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
I have no words.
jawnsusername t1_j9wdzle wrote
Reply to comment by ejohnson4 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Yeah...I was joking
MidnightCh1cken t1_j9wd2x4 wrote
Reply to comment by SpinningHead in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
worldnews = C.I.A.
ejohnson4 t1_j9wcos3 wrote
Reply to comment by jawnsusername in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
The pro cops-should-be-able-to-hurt-people-without-consequences argument has historically been “I love it when gangs beat up, harass, and or kill the people I don’t like” - so it’s not really worth considering or respecting.
Ramitt80 t1_j9wc3jw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Look up at what the post I responded to was responding to.
Possible-Novel9334 t1_j9wbwfy wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
First report is from SMH in Australia and used local currency, second from Faux news in USA and also used local currency.
Exchange rate currently 1 AUD = 0.67 USD so the "almost half a billion" AUD in the first article equals the "more than 300 million" USD in the second.
needaburnerbaby t1_j9wam8r wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Your blatant anti semitism is showing.
needaburnerbaby t1_j9waiu4 wrote
Reply to comment by Terrasweat999 in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Also it’s totally Israel’s fault that Palestinians live in squalor and not their own elected fucking Hamas government right? Yup. All on Israel.
cutelyaware t1_j9wlbin wrote
Reply to comment by Mr_Cleanish in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
Ah yes, the ever popular argumentum ad populum fallacy.