Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Batfink2007 t1_j9vzk6f wrote
Reply to comment by Kermitoxic in Japan discovers 7,000 new unknown islands after fresh survey by GeneralGigan817
It's not. That's why it's called r/nottheonion
diagnosedwolf t1_j9vzik1 wrote
Reply to comment by twobirds1984 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Two things can be true
Pudding_Hero t1_j9vyfg8 wrote
Reply to comment by StarksFTW in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Isn’t that just the sort of thinking that got all the Starks killed?
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twobirds1984 t1_j9vwshm wrote
Reply to comment by cruelhumor in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Not lazy, racist
Merv71 t1_j9vwddd wrote
Reply to A kidnapping victim is going to jail. The reason? Asking for a bribe not to testify by skyflyer8
TLDR: someone got arrested for breaking the law.
HarryHacker42 t1_j9vwbnk wrote
Reply to comment by EasternMotors in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
More than a half billion in cocaine turned into 0.3 billion in cocaine. Doing a sanity check on article numbers is not crazy.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/more-than-300m-worth-cocaine-found-floating-pacific-ocean
BetaFuchs t1_j9vvc7e wrote
god damn, the shooter did a really bad job if he shot him multiple times and he survived
Hadren-Blackwater t1_j9vv045 wrote
Reply to comment by SnooStories6404 in Wife and her parents beat up man for forgetting their wedding anniversary by Antony-007
Ask him and bear grylls.
SnooStories6404 t1_j9vuu3a wrote
Reply to comment by Hadren-Blackwater in Wife and her parents beat up man for forgetting their wedding anniversary by Antony-007
Why?
Adventurous_Aerie_79 t1_j9vtw0l wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Couple_2479 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
justice was denied because the person whose entire job was to collect evidence didnt do his effing job. No data, no charges. Cop had one job-- be mad at him.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9vtule wrote
Reply to A kidnapping victim is going to jail. The reason? Asking for a bribe not to testify by skyflyer8
You know most kidnappings are bad on bad, like drug dealer debts to each other. So no surprise really
Boborovski t1_j9vthfk wrote
Reply to comment by CitizenCobalt in Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by rainbowarriorhere
There is a shortage of vegetables like tomatoes and cucumbers that need to either be grown abroad or grown in the UK in heated greenhouses to be affordable. She is suggesting that people rely more on vegetables better suited to the UK climate, such as turnips. It's not really as absurd as headlines may make it seem at first glance.
Adventurous_Aerie_79 t1_j9vt23j wrote
Reply to comment by jawnsusername in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
they'd instantly forgive you.
Adventurous_Aerie_79 t1_j9vszrj wrote
Reply to He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Why did the cop feel like he had the right to slap him?
EasternMotors t1_j9vsu8u wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Investigators said the mining equipment was in use from April 28 to Dec. 14, 2021 and cost $17,492.57 in electricity, according to a police report.
TBTabby t1_j9vspkk wrote
r/AreTheStraightsOK
Hibercrastinator t1_j9vshig wrote
Reply to comment by Drablit in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
How can these people not be offended themselves for being offered an award for doing something so cowardly? Like that should feel like an insult, to anybody capable of feeling shame. Instead they relish it. Wtf.
Rosebunse t1_j9vsgv2 wrote
Reply to comment by PDOUSR in Wife and her parents beat up man for forgetting their wedding anniversary by Antony-007
I sort of thought it might be Pakistan for some reason
KapnKrumpin t1_j9vro1w wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Its beside the point I suppose, but arent purple hearts strictly a combat earned military award?
SpinningHead t1_j9vr507 wrote
Reply to comment by Threedog7 in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Same. They wouldn't even tell me why explicitly. Kinda fucked up that the one world news sub has a single country you cannot criticize.
cutelyaware t1_j9vr4me wrote
Reply to comment by WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
It's the same difference between sex and masturbation.
EasternMotors t1_j9vr2r0 wrote
Reply to comment by WickedSweet87 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Assault. Conversion.
DylanToback8 t1_j9vzyup wrote
Reply to 'He kept shooting at me,' photographer wounded in Florida shooting says by joemamma8393
How is this Onion-y?