Already got banned there for exactly this

You might want to check the votes on that bucko

Not the smartest victim in history

You should work some more on your brand.

Maybe they charge him because it took no effort, crimes aren’t pursued in descending order of importance…

How are people supposed to get karma if a sub doesn’t let them post? I know this is an auto comment but this is also some bullshit.

I like that you unironically refer to all Gazzans as wanting to murder all Jews.

Geez, he could have gotten away with it if he scaled it back to just a couple of machines. That kind of thing is just stupid dumb math.

If this was r/worldnews you would be banned.

a "metal detector" is what they use for finding Viking hoards.

He could have them in parallel/clustered, so despite being several physical devices it would not be incorrect to call them one mining rig/system.

I had a way cooler idea in my head than what a "knife arch" really is

lol, I work in a colocation facility. We have hundreds of these mining setups. It used to be thousands, but a lot of people have begun to realize the cost in electricity to the rate of return on actually mined coin is no longer profitable and hasn't been for almost 6 years, at least.

I would not be shocked if despite running this for potentially months to years before being caught, I would bet dollars to donuts it never generated anywhere near the $18,000 he is being charged for.

Oh man, we should take bets on this one:

Is this person a cringe anarcho-capitalist/libertarian, or, are they a Marxists?

A good indicator of someone who has never had sex is using the term "Cream pied" in a serious conversation.

This is an open and shut case for a criminal defense. Cite Finders keepers v. Losers weepers.

I would think a good lawyer could come up with something like emotional distress or something, but the question is does the thief even have anything to take?

When I was a kid I remember it very common to find women in the men's rooms. Now I either tend to just go to less popular attractions or they've figured out how to provide women with enough toilets. Not sure which I never wanted to be a civil engineer.

Knife Arch: related to the laser tunnel in Resident Evil?

I bet he won’t forget the divorce anniversary

The key is to not respect awards cops get without fully understanding how exactly they got it

Cops can get purple hearts? What the fuck is that shit

Sounds about right.

India is like Florida on steroids, the prime Minister literally squeezed the " juice " of an elephant's turd directly into his mouth on camera right alongside bear grylls.

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That makes sense, but now I hate both awards.