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[deleted] t1_j9vhjcu wrote
Reply to comment by nullrecord in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
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NotARussianAgent t1_j9vhgb3 wrote
Reply to comment by Blueshirt38 in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Theft of his labour is cool!
Dr-Retz t1_j9vh0w1 wrote
Reply to Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
This does put a smile on my face.
spiderat22 t1_j9vgs85 wrote
Reply to comment by Mitthrawnuruo in A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
Jesus, your understanding of all things military industrial complex is coloring your ability to be a human. A mother's mental and emotional state impacts the baby growing inside of her immensely. Maybe step away from your military mindset for a bit and learn some empathy.
Fixed_headlines t1_j9vgogl wrote
Did they have artwork from other disputed territories or just the one dedicated to destroying the only Jewish country?
Psychomadeye t1_j9vfrev wrote
Reply to comment by HovisTMM in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
That's a little weird as I remember seeing them and asking about them when I was little. Just lucky I guess?
Iwasrightdamnit t1_j9vfrb6 wrote
Reply to comment by pornosucht in A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
People like this also believe that every single opportunity for something to become a moment of anguish is what justice looks like. The fact that being in jail/prison was supposed to be the punishment, but these types believe you deserve all the things that could possible go wrong for you if you so much as blaspheme. I know people that laugh out loud when they read about people getting in fight in prison or being raped or killed in prison because they “deserved everything they get” despite being in prison for something like weed.
Psychomadeye t1_j9vfj2z wrote
Reply to comment by Mysticpoisen in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Must be regional. I see them a lot. The only time I don't is at certain bars, or coffee shops.
Crooked_Cock t1_j9vfifp wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
The most reasonable law florida has proposed in years
BabyLegsOShanahan t1_j9vfhjs wrote
Reply to comment by joemamma8393 in 'He kept shooting at me,' photographer wounded in Florida shooting says by joemamma8393
This will never not be funny 😂
theonion513 t1_j9vet0o wrote
This title is misleading.
joemamma8393 OP t1_j9vejkq wrote
"What are you gonna do, stab me?" -Stabbing victim moments before being stabbed.
Dr-P-Ossoff t1_j9ve48q wrote
In 1967 the (very Jewish) Mad magazine made fun of the victim hood politicians on both sides. I wish someone would put the “ersatz Israel” map online.
AgencyDelicious1933 t1_j9vd2wk wrote
Reply to comment by mmikke in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
No idea. Apparently people don't like the term "commando"
Radioactiveglowup t1_j9vd09a wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Can a CIVILIAN even earn a purple heart? Because a police officer is a civilian.
-foxy-lad t1_j9vcoce wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
You still upset?
Lemesplain t1_j9vcm0v wrote
Reply to comment by HooptyDooDooMeister in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Okay, so … yeah. Not a real one.
Apparently the LEO PH was “invented” in 2013. And they don’t even need to be injured for it.
> In addition, this award may be conferred if an injury was averted by the wearing of body armor.
clarkss12 t1_j9vcha4 wrote
Reply to comment by cowvin in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
I got my purple heart by being shot by the NVA, the grenadier in front of me got his by being killed.
SponConSerdTent t1_j9vcedu wrote
Reply to comment by xxx148 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
*Sprinkle some chip crumbs on his face
zendingo t1_j9vb3np wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Exactly! When a cops says suck my dick, you will eagerly suck cop dick…
DeaDGoDXIV t1_j9vax7u wrote
Reply to comment by taoistchainsaw in McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
I was just picturing each "leg" of the "M" to be a knife, this sounds much better
zendingo t1_j9vax0j wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
I'm not sure how you think making a story about what didn't happen will help your case.
We can all see the video and you are wrong about what you claim happened.
What video did you see?
I saw a video of a man with obvious mental health issues was pulled from a car and shot by police while trying to take his meds.
Please describe what you saw in the video.
I’m wondering if you watched a different video or if you are a troll
ViscountessKeller t1_j9vahw0 wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Well, now I'm convinced you're not a lying piece of shit.
HooptyDooDooMeister t1_j9vahe4 wrote
Reply to comment by Lemesplain in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
A Law Enforcement Purple Heart is a generic term to describe an American law enforcement medal which may be issued to any law enforcement officer who is injured, wounded or killed in the line of duty.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9vhjzk wrote
Reply to comment by -foxy-lad in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
You’re the one upset and butthurt over a joke 🤷🏻♂️ I’m laughing at you