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Inconceivable-2020 t1_j9v40ua wrote
Men acquiring larger Johnsons from pollution, but their boys don't swim.
Inconceivable-2020 t1_j9v3q2y wrote
Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
Patrons will be given the choice of walking through the metal detector or a body cavity search in front of everyone else.
ViscountessKeller t1_j9v3jht wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
If you were her friend you wouldn't be casually deadnaming her. You're not a convincing liar, and repeating the same lies over and over is rarely effective.
HarryHacker42 t1_j9v32y8 wrote
Reply to comment by OnlyFlannyFlanFlans in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
I read the article, got the $18k, and tried to figure out how a "rig" would use $18k. It only makes sense if it is 11+ rigs because one just isn't going to use that much. But with 11 rigs, it can be possible.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9v2j9g wrote
Reply to comment by ViscountessKeller in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Stay mad, you’re so damn pissed about Nicole. Nick, went by Nicholas, went to middle school with her, high school too. In the PNW, don’t want to get any more specific bc you’re a weirdo but by all means believe whatever you want to believe, I’m simply not lying
ViscountessKeller t1_j9v2c1x wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
You're not proving shit. You're just lying more to cover your lies. Badly.
PhuckBigMoney t1_j9v28e0 wrote
Reply to comment by cutelyaware in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
The title should read "15 year old carjacker will never do it again"
Tonyhawk270 t1_j9v26ts wrote
Reply to comment by HookersAreTrueLove in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
🤓
HookersAreTrueLove t1_j9v22lp wrote
Reply to comment by Tonyhawk270 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
If you took it then it's stolen, and you are a thief. Simple concept.
Tonyhawk270 t1_j9v1rma wrote
Reply to comment by HookersAreTrueLove in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
If I take something from a store, it is now mine. Simple concept.
PhuckBigMoney t1_j9v1r75 wrote
Reply to Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
Grandmas Unite!
GetlostMaps t1_j9v0yua wrote
Reply to comment by taoistchainsaw in McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
Same
bigsoftee84 t1_j9v0ulq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Arresting homeless folks is not the way to address the issue. I can't get behind that mentality. I'm sorry, have a wonderful day.
HookersAreTrueLove t1_j9v0lfh wrote
Reply to comment by Tonyhawk270 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
It does t matter what it is... what matters is that it did not belong to him.
If something doesn't belong to you, it's not yours. It's a simple concept.
Fit_Fisherman_9840 t1_j9v0go0 wrote
Reply to comment by More_Cowbell8 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
And wannabe army when the army teach better fire discipline. And I don't understand the whole SWAT thing you have there.
America is amateur time... All the time.
GetlostMaps t1_j9v0e26 wrote
Reply to comment by LittleKitty235 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
There are protected terms in the US but they may all be professional titles as far as I can see - oh and dietary statements like 'fat free' which are protected defined terms.
fucktrutin t1_j9v05sr wrote
Reply to Diesel features mountain of 200,000 condoms on runway at Milan Fashion Week by Crazy-News59
How artsy, lol.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9v00kz wrote
Reply to comment by ViscountessKeller in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
You’re the one asking for proof so I’m providing some background. Nicole and I are mad chill, stay hating. You think bc you spend all day on Reddit with a lot of karma what you say matters?? How many trans people are you close friends with
Xplain_Like_Im_LoL t1_j9uzl6y wrote
Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
Knives are legal in the UK. Folding knives up to 3in. So what's the point of this?
Graega t1_j9uzh1v wrote
Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Or he did read the article, and calculated the total down to a per month to make it seem like he got it spot on without reading the article.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9uzghu wrote
Reply to comment by mrtn17 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Shiver me Timbers I’m so scared
DressForIt t1_j9uz0yd wrote
Reply to comment by MakionGarvinus in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Oh I see, sorry
More_Cowbell8 t1_j9uyy7h wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
We'll keep saying ACAB until the decent humans pull the psycho violent thugs from their ranks. Uvalde, Elijah McClain, Sandra Bland - show us because all average Americans see are murderers running the jails.
PricklyyDick t1_j9uynem wrote
Reply to comment by daekle in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Black and homeless. That’s a double negative for police that does not cancel out.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9v4179 wrote
Reply to comment by ViscountessKeller in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
You’re asking me for proof!? Im trying to help provide some. I’m not doing it with any disrespectful context or intent as I love and support my dear friend Nicole, quit being such an ass