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jawnsusername t1_j9uyl6v wrote
Reply to comment by stumpdawg in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Idk, let's sit down and have a discussion about this where we hear out the equally valid points on both sides.
jawnsusername t1_j9uyelc wrote
Reply to comment by AssLynx in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
I know it's a joke, but what if a puppy reads this? You could ruin their whole day.
quietguy_6565 t1_j9uyb3a wrote
Reply to comment by Gonzo_B in McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
I'm sure it's because "metal detector" means something completely unrelated and wacky to brits.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j9uy8cg wrote
Reply to comment by marcyhidesinphotos in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
I bet it gets really hot in there in the summertime. Anyway I'm curious how much do you think it earns you per year?
YellowOnline t1_j9uy811 wrote
>UKLFI: Supporting Israel with legal skills
Sounds like a very impartial website.
[deleted] t1_j9uy5z5 wrote
Reply to comment by Blueshirt38 in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
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Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j9uy354 wrote
Reply to comment by OnlyFlannyFlanFlans in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Well then even more credit to the guy for getting the math spot-on correct even though he didn't read the article
[deleted] t1_j9uy2um wrote
Reply to comment by Gonzo_B in McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
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SisyphusPolitico t1_j9uxzz8 wrote
Reply to comment by mrtn17 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Clearly not.
An amusing script Playing with absurd reason Martin failed english
Sunshinehaiku t1_j9uxwbb wrote
Could have been simply the word Palestine on a canvas, and somebody would complain.
PooperJackson t1_j9uxovk wrote
Reply to comment by thelocker517 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
I wait 24 hours and take the contents. Sometimes I'm rewarded with Phillies tickets. It's how I get off.
[deleted] t1_j9uxhzf wrote
Reply to comment by BoneDogtheWonderBoy in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
The man obviously needs help. I think the system is failing him for not getting him help, not because police are enforcing the law. I don’t support prosecuting him but picking him up to get him off the streets is a good first step. Now they need to get him help and assistance
blahbleh112233 t1_j9uxfnw wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Still kinda smart. And I thought I was crafty by having an Aerogarden at work...
DaveOJ12 t1_j9ux7n3 wrote
Reply to comment by marcyhidesinphotos in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Does IT know?
Edit: capitalization
Murderyoga t1_j9ux6u1 wrote
Outdoorsman
Likes to read
Fun at parties
Victim
Choosemyusername t1_j9ux5h7 wrote
Reply to comment by ChuckFeathers in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
He kind of does.
GameSpection t1_j9ux18u wrote
Reply to comment by Korith_Eaglecry in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
The purpose of vetoing punishment due to authority mishandling isn't to blame the legal system, but to blame the cops. The criminal faces repercussions from committing a crime, but a cop should also face repercussions from abusing their power. If the way a cop executes their duty is irrelevant to a case, it would never be brought up and nobody would care as much about it.
The dude got shot and was hospitalized. Putting them in jail would be redundant
Choosemyusername t1_j9uwzch wrote
Reply to comment by MrTomDawson in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Yes but now his face is as well.
OnlyFlannyFlanFlans t1_j9uwy2f wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
If you'd only read the article, you wouldn't need to do the calculations since $18,000 is given as the exact figure.
TenPenceProstitute t1_j9uwr12 wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Jesus christ, in what world is putting ANYTHING in your own mouth grounds for getting pulled out of the car and thrown on the ground. Also i think its terrifying that people like you think its ok for "trained" police officers to freak out and do whatever they want while us regular people are the ones that need to stay calm the whole time while cops pile on top of you for, again, literally no reason, or else you'll be shot.
mrtn17 t1_j9uwicn wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
shut up dork
Terrasweat999 t1_j9uw9of wrote
Yeah....can't have anyone except "god's chosen people" being victims.
Especially not the children of Gaza that apartheid Israel treat like animals and force them to live in the largest concentration camp on the planet....
Fuck those patients.
Blueshirt38 t1_j9uw6md wrote
Reply to comment by ErinBLAMovich in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Theft of taxpayer money is cool!
mrtn17 t1_j9uw2xc wrote
Reply to comment by SisyphusPolitico in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
what is this, a haiku?
More_Cowbell8 t1_j9uymcm wrote
Reply to comment by Fit_Fisherman_9840 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
We try our whole lives to avoid any interaction with any of them. They're dangerous, armed, lie, get away with breaking their own rules, laws, general morality & I don't believe a single officer in America can empathize with other people. ACAB, psychos, one & all.