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Thirstless t1_j9usvkx wrote
Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
A someone who has been in this McDonald's I can without a shadow of doubt confirm that it is a shit hole and the surrounding area is slowly looking more like a post apocalyptic wasteland
MechanicalHorse t1_j9usurl wrote
Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
> as part of a crackdown on violent crime by police in South London.
Why are police in South London committing violent crimes in the first place? /s
SisyphusPolitico t1_j9ustms wrote
Reply to comment by jamcdonald120 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Troll 1000 over here!
Right-Huckleberry574 t1_j9ust95 wrote
Gross.
SisyphusPolitico t1_j9usgdl wrote
Wait, so other men arent banned?
That would make toilets coed.
If the toilets are coed, then there are no womens toilets.
So hes not banned.
But if he not banned, then the general accepted ban on men in womens toilets applies.
Womens toilets exist!
But then his ban applies.
So other men...arent banned?
sockydraws t1_j9usb4a wrote
Reply to comment by baeb66 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Or to hire the dog thief.
Kcidobor t1_j9usawe wrote
Reply to comment by DressForIt in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
If you read between the lines it seems he’s saying that he is on disciplinary review. Maybe something using excessive force or abuse of powers. It’s mostly speculation but with the nature of the thread they commented on it would track
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ViscountessKeller t1_j9us46x wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
If this person exists you are not her friend, given that you're repeatedly deadnaming and misgendering her. More likely you're just completely full of shit.
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SliceOfCoffee t1_j9uruc4 wrote
Reply to comment by DragonOfTartarus in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
They estimated a minimum 800,000 dead, and a total of 1.5-2 Million casulties by US forces alone, plus another million casulties by other allied forces.
The Japanese casulties would of crippled Japan forever.
10-15 Million dead, and another 10 million wounded on top of the dead.
The Atomic bombs seemed like a slap on the wrist compared to the absolute slaughter of Operation Downfall.
BoneDogtheWonderBoy t1_j9uro82 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
No it’s shocking how many authoritarian, empathy lacking, privileged babies like you that think prison is appropriate for a homeless person that found food on the ground. Food that would have been thrown away anyways. Who are the police protecting by throwing a hungry person in jail? Are you worried that if he wasn’t properly punished, that homeless person might stumble across more unclaimed food some day? I hope that you are given exactly as much empathy as you give to others if you were to ever lose your life of comfort and privilege.
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Reply to Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by rainbowarriorhere
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WickedSweet87 t1_j9urk1p wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Couple_2479 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Even in the US, for what? They got the dog back so no damages there. Maybe if the bullet went thru the thief and into their wall or something, a claim for that may be possible I suppose.
Idk how it actually works in Canada, but I like the concept of tying criminal and civil liability connected to those criminal acts together. Would definitely give incentive for Joe Schmo US citizen to demand politicians to fix the issues with the US police departments.
nullrecord t1_j9urdka wrote
Reply to Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
Pffft, what an amateur. Everyone knows you hide the mining rig in the server room.
figgotballs t1_j9ur7ub wrote
Reply to comment by AmericanSheep16 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
That's still the government, ya ninny. Why is he silly for saying something that's not wrong?
DressForIt t1_j9ur5bj wrote
Reply to comment by MakionGarvinus in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Lol what is this anecdote supposed to illustrate, you just spent 3 paragraphs explaining how you actually don't really know if your neighbor lies, but he's a cop who drives a truck and has grandkids, only he doesn't drive his truck much anymore.
HarryHacker42 t1_j9ur402 wrote
Reply to Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
That's not a "rig", that is 11 "rigs" or more. Assuming 300 watts each, which is really low given that's just one video card at full power, it would be $665 per month (28 cents/kwh in MA). For three years, that would be $18k. Or, maybe they consume 600 watts each for 1.5 years.
Top-Spite-7418 t1_j9uqtez wrote
Reply to comment by isekai-coffee in A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
So because a woman got cream pied she's less guilty? Then we open the door pregnant women can do whatever they want without consequence.
MrFIXXX t1_j9uqred wrote
Reply to comment by pomoville in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
My point still stands. He's at the upper echelons of power in the country all the while being an utter piece of shit. While this dude is in jail for eating potato chips dropped by a thief. That's less than $10.
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BaronVonNumbaKruncha t1_j9uqa20 wrote
Reply to comment by taoistchainsaw in McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
Way cooler
Maskeno t1_j9ut05n wrote
Reply to comment by vulcan7200 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
It's extremely unlikely, but I've heard of cops charging homeless men to give them a place to stay for a few nights in the winter months. I do highly doubt that's the case here, but I like to believe it's possible.