Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
WickedSweet87 t1_j9uprnn wrote
Wtf? Really? Couldn't get the guy who actually stole them, or just had a hard on to make arrests? Damn oink oinks.
ViscountessKeller t1_j9uphcy wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Nah, you're a liar.
piscian19 t1_j9upg4n wrote
checks ...no they aren't.
vulcan7200 t1_j9up8i7 wrote
Reply to comment by Vapur9 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
This is what I was going to comment. It shows how callous they really are. Even if these cops believed that they absolutely can't just ignore this, they could have easily just paid the $5 for two bags of chips and gone on their way. It would have been easier for everyone involved. Instead they go out of their way to arrest the man. It's completely absurd.
goliathfasa t1_j9up7tw wrote
Aren’t men already banned from women’s toilets by default?
MJTony t1_j9up7dw wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Couple_2479 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
That’s not how it works in Canada
onairmastering t1_j9up6v8 wrote
Reply to comment by bedrooms-ds in Wife and her parents beat up man for forgetting their wedding anniversary by Antony-007
I do and my wife does too, anniversaries are stupid.
yallxtrippin t1_j9up4mo wrote
Reply to comment by Dirt_E_Harry in Wife and her parents beat up man for forgetting their wedding anniversary by Antony-007
I'd watch this porn
primal___scream t1_j9up1js wrote
And they wonder why people hate them. Cops that is.
KittenKoder t1_j9uotx7 wrote
Reply to comment by Mitthrawnuruo in A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
Or we could just stop pretending a lump of cells is a human being and stop killing people out of revenge.
[deleted] t1_j9uorxc wrote
Reply to comment by ChuckFeathers in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
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stephen250 t1_j9uokpt wrote
Reply to comment by jamkoch in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
It doesn't teach that.
MoreCarrotsPlz t1_j9uohuw wrote
Reply to comment by rood_sandstorm in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
No dude, just no. The mental harm from being photographed is not “just as damaging” as trauma from a physical assault. Pull your head out.
pomoville t1_j9uo2li wrote
Reply to comment by MrFIXXX in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
He’s a congressman.
MarcusAurelius0 t1_j9unw3b wrote
Reply to comment by rood_sandstorm in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
You understand people have fetishes for urine and shit as well as voyeurism.
Burstar1 t1_j9unqep wrote
Reply to comment by blablablerg in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
not like that ugly gross. Who needs that!
Calamitous_Stars t1_j9unp99 wrote
Reply to comment by SuperTeamRyan in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
yukon-flower t1_j9unlar wrote
Reply to comment by JonnySnowflake in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
🤣🤣🤣
HookersAreTrueLove t1_j9unk2v wrote
Reply to comment by isekai-coffee in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Nah. Racism is think that being black and stealing are the same thing.
SuperTeamRyan t1_j9un6er wrote
Reply to comment by Calamitous_Stars in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
I was joking just thought it’d be funny to suggest jail time for a food take rather than…. Taking food.
RTwhyNot t1_j9un6bm wrote
Reply to comment by TaliesinMerlin in Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport's closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte
I should have read the whole article. Thank you.
leraspberrie t1_j9un5ab wrote
Reply to comment by Ochib in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
No it doesn't. Bunch of clowns in this thread.
metooeither t1_j9un465 wrote
Reply to comment by jamcdonald120 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
He isn't trans, he's a creepy perv.
HUGE difference. Huge.
HookersAreTrueLove t1_j9un2hw wrote
So... "Man charged a for stealing chips."
If it's not yours, it doesn't belong to you. Pretty simple concept.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9upv0m wrote
Reply to comment by ViscountessKeller in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Haha you’re hilarious, sad how much you wish I was lying. I’d easily offer proof but you seem bitter and weird and like you’d stalk me online so I’m good staying private. Her name is Nicole, used to be Nick. Also it’s so weird how insistent you are that I’m lying, why are you in denial so hard it’s weird 😂