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Calamitous_Stars t1_j9un0ef wrote
Reply to comment by SuperTeamRyan in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Here we see two people born without tastebuds-
Flavor preferences aside- this is such a sad sight
adamzam t1_j9umumo wrote
Reply to comment by LORD_HOKAGE_ in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Hey! I take exception to that. As a mentally ill person I do not want to be associated with those absolute bastards
epiquinnz t1_j9umttz wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Boris Johnson wants to become NATO Secretary General by thejebusofsuburbia
>He's probably expecting Boris to help him back.
Then why didn't Boris pay him back when Russia attacked Ukraine? Seems like that would have been the perfect opportunity to do so? Why, instead, was UK under his leadership one of the strongest supporters of Ukraine in terms of military aid? It makes no sense to support the main enemy of Russia, during the most critical moment imaginable, if he's somehow supposed to be secretly working for Russia. I need you to address this point, if you want to continue laboring this hypothesis that Boris is a Russian asset.
OniExpress t1_j9umozm wrote
Reply to comment by Korith_Eaglecry in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
The suspect woke up and asked to speak to a lawyer, to which the police officer told him to suck a dick and eventually started beating the man. Another officer declined to investigate the incident.
It isn't a "someone else" scenario, it's the police force demonstrating that they can't be trusted. This isn't a rare issue, we do it all the time. Dirty cops get found out and then years of cases may need to be reopened, because now evidence is no longer viable.
TheLurkingMenace t1_j9um8nn wrote
Reply to comment by AgencyDelicious1933 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
I'm surprised they're not trying to charge him as an accomplice.
blablablerg t1_j9um8mq wrote
Reply to comment by rood_sandstorm in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Yes.. yes.. 👀 that is pretty gross!
SetterOfTrends t1_j9um7h0 wrote
But did they take his picture in the women’s’ stalls?
taoistchainsaw t1_j9ulydc wrote
Reply to comment by Gonzo_B in McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
I know, I was picturing the “Golden Arches” meets the Sword Throne from Game of Thrones.
peter-doubt t1_j9ulrt8 wrote
Reply to comment by MagicPeacockSpider in Flight from Auckland lands 16 hours later in … Auckland by GuacaHoly
But, technically, it's the same point... Distance of Zero
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ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9ulqvx wrote
Reply to comment by -foxy-lad in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Neither are true, I hope you recover from your delusions
Gonzo_B t1_j9ulge1 wrote
Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
Had to click to find out wtf a "knife arch" is. It's a walk-through metal detector.
StarksFTW t1_j9ul89a wrote
Reply to comment by rood_sandstorm in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
And he got a month in prison and several years of parole. The guy is clearly mentally ill and needs professional help. Locking him away for decades would help no one and would only worsen his mental state when he would be released. That sort of punitive punishment is not helpful and is demonstrably harmful to society.
Kelpsie t1_j9ukrr4 wrote
Reply to comment by Timmichanga1 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Because the comment I responded to starts with "if you saw."
Ma1eficent t1_j9ukqh6 wrote
Reply to comment by rood_sandstorm in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Mental harm doesn't vanish when there is physical harm also. Its just in addition. And yes, two harms is greater than one.
Elranzer t1_j9uknzc wrote
rood_sandstorm t1_j9ujyec wrote
Reply to comment by StarksFTW in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Mental harm is just as damaging.
Mysticpoisen t1_j9ujqt6 wrote
Reply to comment by Psychomadeye in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
They're much less common than in women's.
rood_sandstorm t1_j9ujlhx wrote
Reply to comment by VyrPlan in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Why would anyone enjoy watching someone take a shit. That’s pretty gross
FaithCantBeTakenAway t1_j9ujia8 wrote
Reply to comment by LazyPuffin in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Hi Twat! You can call around to find a donated dog carrier bc I got one from the SPCA 2 years ago for my neighbor’s Jack Russell. Oh wait - the blood left your brain way back when. It’s ok……I won’t judge you for being a TWAT - just like you stated to me.
Poor little baby…..it’s ok…..😂
TaliesinMerlin t1_j9ujhj9 wrote
Reply to comment by RTwhyNot in Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport's closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte
They didn't. They had to land and refuel at a larger airport, Osaka, before returning to Tokyo.
HovisTMM t1_j9ujh51 wrote
Reply to comment by Psychomadeye in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Over time in the UK ive seen a few pop up, mainly in supermarkets. Any building that hasn't been renovated since 2010 almost certainly doesn't have one.
[deleted] t1_j9ujgze wrote
Reply to comment by Fit_Fisherman_9840 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
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OniExpress t1_j9un0wf wrote
Reply to comment by retroracer33 in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
You're missing the point that another officer declined to investigate the issue, setting up precedent that the whole department is unreliable. IE, the court can't take their testimony/evidence at face value anymore.