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bigsoftee84 t1_j9u7qjw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Do you believe a couple of bags of chips is worth the cost of housing and trial?
mriabtsev t1_j9u7k6m wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
'I have x friends' wowzers going for sad troll bingo ig
ark_mod t1_j9u7afk wrote
Reply to comment by jamcdonald120 in Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport's closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte
Bingo!
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9u7889 wrote
Reply to comment by mriabtsev in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
What are you talking about? I have trans friends you bozo. And I only edited bc I accidentally posted it before finishing my sentence. You’re seriously sad and screaming bitter about your life through the screen
BertzReynolds t1_j9u748v wrote
Reply to comment by stumpdawg in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Or ever.
bubba7557 t1_j9u71t1 wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
It's particularly telling that police forces try to mimic armed services awards. A real clue that they believe they are at war with the people they are supposedly serving. Continue to not hold murderers accountable for their actions and award them instead you're definitely not gonna see any change in police behavior.
PaxNova t1_j9u6rh4 wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
> Clearly the guy violently resisted.
Not to the point of requiring a lethal solution. Reaching into your jacket is a no-no when interacting with police, and the grab out of the car was likely fine. Once on the ground though, it doesn't matter how much they're kicking, the gun is only called for if they're going for a weapon.
I'm unclear as to protocol on taser vs gun when an unknown weapon may be in play.
[deleted] t1_j9u6p32 wrote
Reply to comment by Oseirus in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
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mriabtsev t1_j9u6k8c wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Imagine being so mad about trans folks and not being funny you edit in some word salad like 'made me feel anything other than chuckle' lel
Valash83 t1_j9u6i9e wrote
Reply to comment by Crooked_Cock in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Not to take away from those who earned a Purple Heart but the military loves to give them out for about anything.
When my father was in 'Nam, some drunk on base got ahold of a grenade and thought it would be funny to pull the pin and throw it in the middle of the base trying to scare everyone.
A piece of shrapnel grazed my father's arm, requiring 4 stitches to close up the wound. And while they were sewing him up, someone came and just put a Purple Heart on the table next to him.
He grabbed it, threw it back at the guy and said "save it for those who actually earned it"
And my father said the last he saw of the drunk idiot was an MP walking up and hitting him in the face with the butt of his gun and then they dragged his unconscious body towards the makeshift brig they had.
mriabtsev t1_j9u6cjd wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
🥱
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9u68zw wrote
Reply to comment by mriabtsev in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
You’re corny and bitter, step outside. If you think it even remotely made me feel anything other than chuckle you’re trippin
Scrapple_Joe t1_j9u67e5 wrote
Reply to comment by cr0ft in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
I think the chances flip depending where you are. From the bar work in my life women avoiding sitting while drunk gets....messy
FriendoftheDork t1_j9u61xc wrote
Reply to comment by RPDRNick in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
I'm so glad for that second comma.
karsh36 t1_j9u61qq wrote
Well that is ridiculous... Though with how poorly so much of our society is set up: he'll now receive food, water, and shelter while he's held.
Hand-Picked-Anus t1_j9u5yli wrote
Reply to comment by cruelhumor in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Bingo.
UnfinishedProjects t1_j9u5y6h wrote
Reply to comment by anythreewords in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Now they're fucking the chemical pollution in an attempt to lengthen their penis! I've never seen anything like it, back to you Barbara.
robotman2009 t1_j9u5tws wrote
Reply to comment by Korith_Eaglecry in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
I mean, In some ways he did face consequences. The police were judge, jury, and executioner in this case. He was sentenced to a slap and served his sentence. Pity the officer robbed everyone of real justice.
mriabtsev t1_j9u5tua wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Yes, mocking you in a way you clearly understood. Glad we're on the same page.
KesonaFyren t1_j9u5pzu wrote
Reply to comment by AmericanSheep16 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
The local government is still a government, my dude, and one that has armed thugs.
Nothing he said was wrong, quit making us look self-absorbed
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9u5oy5 wrote
Reply to comment by mriabtsev in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Right back at you ;) you think you’re doing something by typing out random non witty retorts with differently capitalized letters
Ochib t1_j9u5n8w wrote
Reply to comment by cb43569 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
And if you are taking a child to the loo and are the opposite sex to your child that also can raise confusion about which loo to use
rotten_core t1_j9u5moh wrote
Reply to comment by Stonewall776 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
If your your wife agrees with you, just take that win
mriabtsev t1_j9u5kfd wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Sorry about your shitty sense of humour, ig
smeaglegimligandolf t1_j9u7qu5 wrote
Reply to Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Why do American LEOs treat their citizens so poorly? GD, let the man eat some friggin' chips.