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hairyhobbo t1_j9u4ywe wrote
Reply to comment by Korith_Eaglecry in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
You definitely misrepresented the situation by using mild language when the actual offense was pretty bad, and I think it was intentional.
KesonaFyren t1_j9u4y94 wrote
Reply to comment by xu235 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Only 6-20% of rapists ever see the inside of a jail cell, so...
(And as everyone else has stated, proportionality)
mriabtsev t1_j9u4uc8 wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
iT's FuNnY
Mtjacq t1_j9u4s43 wrote
The writer is petty as hell, he did not have to add that he had crumbs on his face. Hilarious!
Korith_Eaglecry t1_j9u3y4s wrote
Reply to comment by ux3l in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Never said it was a minor mistake. Making shit up to set up your argument isn't really a great way to start a discussion.
Postnarcissim t1_j9u3vku wrote
Reply to comment by Divtos in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
He knew the chips were stolen but that face says, “really?”
I mean come on. That clerk would’ve had to tell the cops about it. They were already stolen at that point. Who cares?
ux3l t1_j9u3p85 wrote
Reply to comment by Korith_Eaglecry in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Holding someone down who's injured, sedated and handcuffed to a hospital bed and repeatedly slapping him is more than a minor mistake, as "he did something wrong" implies
boomerologist t1_j9u3nal wrote
Brb gonna go suck on an exhaust pipe. No homo*
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9u38lk wrote
Reply to comment by -foxy-lad in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
It’s funny. Ofc this guy had nothing to do with that and was basically a peeping tom taking photos. Maybe the UK shouldn’t be letting different genders use the same bathroom freely
DWS223 t1_j9u32gj wrote
*scratches neck Dave Chapelle style*
You got any more of them pollutions?
ObsidianLion t1_j9u2mc3 wrote
If you have the time and resources to convict a man who ate a bag of chips (he found outside), you must not have any serious issues in your country.
Calamitous_Stars t1_j9u2c0s wrote
Reply to comment by Commercial-Phrase-37 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
You're broken- please get help
MOS95B t1_j9u29un wrote
Reply to comment by vjmdhzgr in Penises are growing longer. The reason is terrible for the environment by Olliweerr
just the link made me "suspicious", I guess you'd say
crikey.com ?
-foxy-lad t1_j9u25uz wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Except he didn't and your joke is pathetic.
reverielagoon1208 t1_j9u1wza wrote
Reply to comment by Throwawaysack2 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Hicks gonna hick
reverielagoon1208 t1_j9u1vbd wrote
Reply to comment by LORD_HOKAGE_ in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
A lot of the lingo used is military-esque too. Like referring to non cops as civilians. Them having sergeants and lieutenants etc
StarksFTW t1_j9u1toz wrote
Reply to comment by xu235 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
This isn’t the Middle Ages. Voyeurism isn’t rape, it’s gross and fucked up but they’re not gonna run around and cut peoples hands off for it. Privacy was violated but no physical harm, or contact, was done.
Fit_Fisherman_9840 t1_j9u1mq3 wrote
Reply to comment by Familiar_Pea_9345 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
It's not a single Gang, but multiple gangs with different rules.
No other country in the world has a so granular and indipendent structure for it's police force.
Italy for example has:
Polizia di stato (State police)
Carabinieri (Gendarmerie, 4th armed force branch)
Guardia di finanza (Finance Minister police)
Guardia costiera (costal guards)
The minor forces, as regional, or local police, are generally cover only administrative role and are not always armed.
AnxiousDonut t1_j9u1lxt wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
This is one of many reasons why Pueblo will always be the asshole of Colorado.
Odd_Sprinkles7676 t1_j9u1gd3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by rainbowarriorhere
I will add mine to the donation to
Skogula t1_j9u1gaf wrote
So, the rest of him his OK, just not his face?
squigster037 t1_j9u1ctf wrote
Reply to comment by Zeduca in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Or tampering with evidence. Ffs.
custard_doughnuts t1_j9u19j1 wrote
Reply to Diesel features mountain of 200,000 condoms on runway at Milan Fashion Week by Crazy-News59
And this enhances humanity how?
Odd_Sprinkles7676 t1_j9u0xnn wrote
Reply to comment by ConscientiousObserv in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Since they started being treated as a military
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9u5co9 wrote
Reply to comment by mriabtsev in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
“iT’s FuNnY”