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AmericanSheep16 t1_j9tzk7x wrote
Reply to comment by Ragnarok_619 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Well they communicate and work with the federal government here, but most police forces here are owned/ran by the city/county they reside in.
oneeyedziggy t1_j9tzjk7 wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Have you met these people? Stolen Valor is their wheelhouse... I'm sure they'd just claim it's civil asset forfeiture, not theft... And so what if it was? Qualified Immunity.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9tzcfh wrote
Oh cmon officers he said he identified as a woman
SuperTeamRyan t1_j9tzaza wrote
Reply to comment by TheNumberMuncher in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Seriously they all need to be arrested for such shitty takes.
Ragnarok_619 t1_j9tza2l wrote
Reply to comment by AmericanSheep16 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
First off, I am not from Murica, so don't know how's the rule there, but in my country, they are very much part of both the state and union government
Fit_Fisherman_9840 t1_j9tz809 wrote
Reply to comment by velifer in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
American police force is a Joke for:
How is structured
How is financed
How is not regulated
How is not responsible
How is not trained
seniorfrito t1_j9tz658 wrote
Guys guys guys, what did you think they were going to do? These chips needed to be returned to the store they were stolen from where the chips would have been disposed of out of safety concerns. /s
AmericanSheep16 t1_j9tz1vs wrote
Reply to comment by Ragnarok_619 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
For the local government. They're not feds, silly goose.
Marty_cone_ t1_j9tz19f wrote
Reply to comment by mrbrendanblack in Diesel features mountain of 200,000 condoms on runway at Milan Fashion Week by Crazy-News59
Hansel, so hot this year
vjmdhzgr t1_j9tywut wrote
The study was pretty bad and should really be ignored but it's a funny clickbait title.
[deleted] t1_j9tywhd wrote
Reply to comment by LORD_HOKAGE_ in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
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Commercial-Phrase-37 t1_j9tyj6n wrote
Reply to comment by Calamitous_Stars in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Y'all are trying to pick the most disgusting flavors for chips, yeah?
ChuckFeathers t1_j9tygd7 wrote
Reply to comment by CaveatRumptor in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
And then they turn 13
Zeduca t1_j9ty9z0 wrote
Possession of stolen goods.
ChuckFeathers t1_j9ty7i4 wrote
Reply to comment by jamcdonald120 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
This guy look trans to you, genius?
Timmichanga1 t1_j9ty2ox wrote
Reply to comment by Kelpsie in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Why are you assuming that a homeless man saw the thief take the display?
CitizenCobalt t1_j9txz1l wrote
Reply to Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by rainbowarriorhere
She says consumers should cherish home-grown produce.
Ok, how does this help address the lack of produce? And turnips are a vegetable, so is there some kind of turnip surplus at the moment?
Ragnarok_619 t1_j9txywj wrote
Reply to comment by Ghostbuster_119 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Cops are just thugs, but legalized and for the government
ChuckFeathers t1_j9txwet wrote
Reply to comment by SPITFIYAH in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Yeah maybe show them this guy's pic and ask them if he looks trans.
jamkoch t1_j9txvx0 wrote
Doesn't the bible say it's not stealing if you need food? Not very christian of the Memphis police. I guess we should be glad he wasn't beaten to death.
PerfektNova t1_j9txdh0 wrote
Reply to comment by JimC29 in A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
It's your turn tomorrow
HarryHacker42 t1_j9tx94e wrote
Reply to comment by epiquinnz in Boris Johnson wants to become NATO Secretary General by thejebusofsuburbia
Brexit misinformation was heavily funded by Russian money. Boris loved Brexit and swore it would save UK all this money it never did. That's why.
MyCleverNewName t1_j9tx5bx wrote
America. <studio_audience_laugh_track.wav>
Korith_Eaglecry t1_j9twuns wrote
Reply to He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
The idea that you shouldn't face consequences for your actions because someone else did something wrong to you is a bizarre way of handling crime.
Ok_Couple_2479 t1_j9tzqtq wrote
Reply to He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Puppy owners need to file a civil suit then. Denying them justice bc of stupid cops is wrong.