Some dude steals an entire display rack with chips because he can't buy beer, and ya'll grab the dude who picked up $4.98 in chips off the street while this was going down...

I feel so much safer knowing this dangerous criminal is locked away.

This study has been making the rounds for weeks and each time it's reported the headline gets stupider.

Soon we will reach "penises are growing longer and environmentalists hate this one simple trick".

Lol they don't have those in this neighborhood

All Sun chips are shit

Memphis will let 15 year kids out after being brought in for carjacking and pointing a gun at people but this dude deserves jail. Fuck this city man

The Golden Flake Killer

I certainly would.

Since when do cops merit purple hearts? Do veterans find this insulting? Not being facetious.

The fact that this person is a cis man and made no attempts to hide their gender in any way and yet had unfiltered access to bathrooms anyyway, kind of proves the point that it would be pointless to in transition to gain access to a woman's bathroom to begin with huh? Like the fact that this is a court case kind of undercuts the entire transphobic theory of bathroom perverts right? Because if you need to transition to get into a bathroom and yet this guy didn't transition and was successfully repeatedly able to enter bathrooms for years.... Seems like all the transition would have done is put him on an increased risk of violence and scrutiny. From a statistical perspective, that's just fact.

What. The. Fuck.

What. The. Fuck.

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Way to make sure the law is upheld, you ignorant degenerates.

This appears to be a case of committing "being black near a crime scene".

A homeless man eats a few dropped bags of crisps and you arrest him. Home of the free my arse.

You couldn't be more incorrect. Cops don't get to just tell you what to do if you haven't broken a law. Hence "Law Enforcement". Police have exactly zero authority to touch you if you've not broken a law.

He didn't have to speak at all. That's his right. If he wasn't pulled over for a traffic violation, they can't even demand ID without a reason.

Great

So now everyone is gonna do what Elizabeth Holmes did to try and stay out of jail and get knocked up prior to the court date

Good job, government, you never fail to set great examples.

I feel harvest cheddar tastes different now. It has an after taste of just a pure mixture of veggies. I feel it changed a year or two ago. Anyone else feel the same? My wife agrees with me.

Imagine being a Purple Heart recipient

You risked your life to save lives in a war

And then this twat-waddler gets one for free for shooting an unarmed person.

Man I’d throw that medal in the trash now it’s fucking meaningless if we give them out like candy to fucking murderers

Yeah for sure. But that's an entirely different conversation

> treat me and my coworkers like the criminals.

"I'm an honest businessman, capiche?"

> Police wasting years or even decades of a single citizens time, thats standard operating procedure.

FTFY.

The fall guy..

Nobody needs to try on a bag of chips to see if it fits.

Kinda sounds like a great reason to do so.

I'm just gonna say fuck everyone involved.