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BuckinFutts t1_j9tjlsn wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
People with intellectual or emotional disabilities often can't follow directions (at least immediately) under stress, and don't deserve to be murdered by police. It's not hard to understand
MagicPeacockSpider t1_j9tjacq wrote
Reply to comment by vasya349 in Boris Johnson wants to become NATO Secretary General by thejebusofsuburbia
Just a hope that Boris might have picked better pay masters this time.
If he's a Ukrainian shill now it might not be a bad thing, although I don't think he's worth his salary.
Dragon Capital own the news site so they could afford him.
lemlurker t1_j9tj4ym wrote
Reply to comment by nylockian in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
No there's no legal protection for entering a women's toilet or even for women entering the men's. It's about what you do and what you intend. If you just go in, use the cubicle and leave without any intent to cause harm or distress you have commited no offense
VoDoka t1_j9tixrd wrote
"Men in regions that vote against environmental protection also report large penis sizes."
bulgarianlily t1_j9tilob wrote
Lauren Fisher, mitigating, said her client had pleaded guilty to breaching a sexual harm prevention order at the earliest opportunity. She said he had completed all of the unpaid work, treatment programmes and probation service requirements from his last sentence.
So sadly none of that worked. Guess you can only change people's obsessions if they want to change.
Kcidobor t1_j9tic1y wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Neither did the many innocent people who have been murdered by them. Many were just answering their own door, sitting in their own vehicle, minding their own business when a cop suddenly feared for their life (because they are so scared shitless everything poses a mortal threat to them) and that was the end of their life. No explanation, no reasonable judgement, no jury of peers. Just an executioner who gets a paid vacation after you die
bouchert t1_j9ti2gu wrote
At first, the headline confused me. Like, "His face was banned? So, what, was he posting his photographic headshots on the insides of the stalls and scaring women?"
v3ritas1989 t1_j9thwsu wrote
Reply to comment by Benedictus84 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
400 photos or a 13 second video?
nylockian t1_j9thwib wrote
Aren't all men banned from women's toilets in the UK?
Maybe it's different over there.
Kcidobor t1_j9thul0 wrote
Reply to comment by killerbee2319 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Wannabe rittenhouse
Hefty_Ad_5999 t1_j9thkvv wrote
He identifies as a woman
arthurdentstowels t1_j9thfe5 wrote
Reply to Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport's closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte
I was under the impression that aircraft have an almost exact amount of fuel, how would it have had enough for a return journey?
KillerSavant202 t1_j9the1z wrote
Reply to comment by AgencyDelicious1933 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
If police are called someone is getting arrested, sometimes that person is the one that made the call. I speak from experience unfortunately.
Don’t call the worthless police unless someone is dying or has been physically harmed. Most situations can be handled better amongst ourselves and they will very likely escalate the situation rather than making anything better much less resolving anything.
CaveatRumptor t1_j9th6j0 wrote
Reply to comment by IMustHoldLs in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Maybe not from you and anyone you know, but they do.
ralphvonwauwau t1_j9th4d8 wrote
Reply to comment by luckylebron in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
"I knew it was you, that first time in the loo.." ♬
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j9th2yh wrote
Sun Chips should bail him out.
MonkeyTacoBreath t1_j9tgw5p wrote
Reply to comment by BuffaloInCahoots in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Adding lesser charges will do nothing. Upon conviction lesser charges are dropped or served concurrent to main charge under nearly every state's laws.
WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas t1_j9tgrwn wrote
Reply to comment by cutelyaware in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
Yeah I hate all those pesky writers and comedians boring everyone with their imaginations... It's not amusing guys!
ralphvonwauwau t1_j9tgm2g wrote
Reply to comment by deaddabrain in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Asking the REAL question!
whatproblems t1_j9tgesk wrote
Reply to comment by mmikke in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
seconded! just depends on the mood
69_queefs_per_sec t1_j9tgcbt wrote
Reply to comment by weirdgroovynerd in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
slow clap
Ilovecharli t1_j9tfs71 wrote
Reply to comment by Worried-Try-8141 in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Life finds a way
DogLegJournalist t1_j9tfqrg wrote
Reply to comment by jdogx17 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Yeah but pigs are trained to lie and judges give them the benefit of the doubt so... 6 months in jail it is.
Potatoswatter t1_j9tfpy7 wrote
Reply to comment by skinte1 in Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport's closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte
They don’t coordinate?
I didn’t say that ATC breaks the law for people’s convenience. The article says that this airport does stay open for unforeseen circumstances. It sounds like the pilot took the slack for granted.
Either the folks in this story didn’t communicate well, or they agreed to risk it at the last minute.
Katana1369 t1_j9tjzyx wrote
Reply to Wife and her parents beat up man for forgetting their wedding anniversary by Antony-007
One wonders what they would do if he divorced her for this.