How about stalls with full doors?

Part of the gang initiation - you need to murder an unarmed citizen to prove your allegiance

Pretty sure this is the region in Colorado that sends Lauren Boebert to Congress. They won't mind.

“We investigated ourselves and found ourselves not guilty of any wrong doing”

How is this oniony? That's just normal

It will be "unfortunate" when you get two to the head, for a "misunderstanding", and the cop getting the medal of freedom?

Me: The problem with letting transgenderel people use any bathroom is that perverts will abuse it to sneak into other restrooms to peep

Everyone: NO ONE WOULD EVER DO THAT!!! WHY ARE YOU TRANSPHOBIC!!! THATS CLEARLY NOT A PROBLEM!!!

Me: riiiiiiight, keep telling your self that.

People haven't seen things. Shocker.

The cops could have, you know, paid for the chips on his behalf. At least pretending to being a good person or something.

Can’t beat the ride dude

This happened in Japan, so I dont think the FAA cares.

airports have closing times?

The law does not support this arrest at all.

The original thief would be charged with conversion. They charged this man with actual theft over two bags of chips he picked up off the ground outside in a parking lot.

He doesn’t look surprised.

Cops are fucking worthless I swear.

Four times I've had to deal with police and they either do nothing or treat me and my coworkers like the criminals.

The article never said he got beaten up either. Just that he got caught and they called am ambulance for him

Nobody appears to be trying to cover it up

And if official organisations bounce your arse there's always your local cryptofascist militia for you to rise through the 'ranks' of.

🚫🧠🤡🫵

No shit you'd be too busy sucking their dick for shooting your dog and beating their wife.

Yeh, was just making a silly joke

Obviously i dont seriously expect a plane to just land at any airport anytime it likes, would be incredibly dangerous lol

Just get the sampler and have all 3 🤷🏼

Ten years ago, your response would have been perfectly reasonable here in the states, now I need to speak slowly so my bastard folks can understand me.

That is an option, but you'd be doing it without any assistance & the FAA or local admin fine plus potential prison time would likely outweigh a diversion.

Which is another thing, why no diversion, is this airline so broke they can't land at an alternate & stump up for transport.

So our law enforcement agencies are directed by elected officials to either

A) charge people with any ticky-tack BS that’ll stick, long as there’s some fine revenue in it, or

B) the San Francisco way, where shoplifting is all good long as you keep your haul under $900

And nothing in between.

Somebody find us a large city that’s not run by complete idiots. (American city. Copenhagen doesn’t count)