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VyrPlan t1_j9t2q4z wrote

Reply to Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87

>"He was convicted...of voyeurism and that offence was for him hiding in a toilet and taking photographs of a female in cubicle next door.

so that was the first time, and then later after being found in another women's restroom

>Chasing officers caught him and seized his mobile phone on which almost 400 upskirt-style photographs were discovered.

welp, seems like a ban from further visits to the ladies room is only appropriate

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Working_Mastodon2619 t1_j9t1wnu wrote

Reply to comment by BuffaloInCahoots in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116

I'd argue that they were trash as soon as the package was open.

I'd question the store owner and ask if he regularly sells open bags of chips, then question the person who actually stole them and see if he knew the chip eater.

Then we'd all go home, but probably not my client, cause if you're the type to eat floor chips outside of your house, you probably don't have a great job, and were fired when you went to jail and didn't show up, which probably caused you to be behind in rent, and subsequently evicted.

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