Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
-DC71- t1_j9sxzem wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
After watching the video the best thing I can say is about Charles McWhorter is that he's a killer. I won't go as far to say that he's a murderer, but I'm thinking it...
noworries_13 t1_j9sxuh4 wrote
Reply to comment by sanjsrik in Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport's closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte
Probably most airports in the world close yeah
ieatassHarvardstyle t1_j9sxty3 wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
That boot taste good huh?
NukeouT t1_j9sxr50 wrote
Meanwhile I ate like a ten pack of popcorn and a bunch of cereal dropped from one of the pandemic riot raids in SF 🤝 aaaaaaand I feel fine 🌎
huey9k t1_j9sxqjc wrote
Reply to Diesel features mountain of 200,000 condoms on runway at Milan Fashion Week by Crazy-News59
In completely unrelated news, 50Cent, Nelly and Ja-Rule were admitted to an area hospital with severe exhaustion and dehydration...
cutelyaware t1_j9sxpzx wrote
Reply to comment by speculatrix in Penises are growing longer. The reason is terrible for the environment by Olliweerr
>While erect lengths are consistent, erect lengths measurements can also create challenges. Different techniques have been described to measure the erect length including self-report, in office spontaneous erection, and in-office intracavernosal (i.e., penile) injection. Because of their inherent biases, self-reported lengths should be regarded with caution. Studies attempting to analyze spontaneous erections in the clinic, on the other hand, have omitted numerous individuals who were unable to “perform” in this unnatural scenario [39]. The simplest technique to achieve an erection is penile injections which are routinely utilized to generate an erection in clinical settings [21, 37, 90].
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9sxpt5 wrote
Reply to Diesel features mountain of 200,000 condoms on runway at Milan Fashion Week by Crazy-News59
Fashion industry trying to join the balloon discussion in its own special way
Calamitous_Stars t1_j9sxlgb wrote
Reply to comment by Squildo in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Both of y'all are wrong
If it's sun chips, French Onion is The Only Way
JimC29 t1_j9sx2uu wrote
Reply to A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
Is this going to be posted here everyday?
Tea_and_Alc_RPACC t1_j9swy76 wrote
Reply to comment by cutelyaware in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
Human imagination, this including mine for my personal amusement and some others sharing the same humor, is a major factor in amusement. Without Imagination, there would be next to no comedy, jokes, memes.
But you do you.
GetlostMaps t1_j9swp45 wrote
Reply to comment by oneeyedziggy in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Is Purple Heart not a legally protected term? It's pretty close to stolen Valor.
cutelyaware t1_j9swk6g wrote
Reply to comment by Kernburner in A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
It's a better example of deplorable treatment of prisoners
mmikke t1_j9swgxf wrote
Reply to comment by AgencyDelicious1933 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Lol what
mmikke t1_j9swehi wrote
Reply to comment by walkingtalkingdread in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Salsa n french onion are tied for me
[deleted] t1_j9swduc wrote
Reply to Diesel features mountain of 200,000 condoms on runway at Milan Fashion Week by Crazy-News59
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LazyPuffin t1_j9sw7y7 wrote
Reply to comment by FaithCantBeTakenAway in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then the law only applies to the poor. So do laws like this that force people to buy things. Don't be such an entitled twat 🤦♀️
PM_ur_Rump t1_j9sw7fy wrote
Reply to comment by felixlightner in A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
The law doesn't work that way though. Gotta argue it to the letter.
If a fetus is a person with rights separate from the mother, then it should not be able to be jailed for her crimes.
cutelyaware t1_j9sw45a wrote
Reply to comment by Tea_and_Alc_RPACC in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
Being amused by your own imagination isn't interesting to others and probably shouldn't be to you, but you do you.
Darkality24 t1_j9svpql wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
Well, that qualifies as extreme in my book.
ktElwood t1_j9svofb wrote
Is that why they lit the derailed train carrying chemicals on fire in Ohio?
"Inhale deeply boys, wee needs it"
Tea_and_Alc_RPACC t1_j9svjy3 wrote
Reply to comment by cutelyaware in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
Read what I wrote again, please.
cutelyaware t1_j9svigt wrote
Reply to comment by Tea_and_Alc_RPACC in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
She didn't do anything more than call his bluff and taunt him when he was getting beat.
StandardMandarin t1_j9sv8ci wrote
Reply to Diesel features mountain of 200,000 condoms on runway at Milan Fashion Week by Crazy-News59
Amazing. So inspiring!
It changed my life!
[deleted] t1_j9suxip wrote
Reply to comment by Squildo in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
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Potatoswatter t1_j9syixy wrote
Reply to comment by noworries_13 in Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport's closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte
Usually they coordinate to avoid closing while a plane is on the way ffs