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ThrowAway62378549 t1_j9sujpo wrote
Reply to comment by StubbornAndCorrect in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
I've seen a few studies which say smaller and on a global scale. But what do I know?
Desdam0na t1_j9subev wrote
Reply to comment by BuffaloInCahoots in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
No. Police said according to a video they believe he knew.
They did not say he saw it happen, and the video is not available for us to confirm.
Police very consistently lie on these situations so we really don't know what happened unless they are willing to release the video
bingybunny t1_j9su3hp wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Boris Johnson wants to become NATO Secretary General by thejebusofsuburbia
Boris you must distract our enemies wiz anozzer Borksit
AgencyDelicious1933 t1_j9su1z0 wrote
Reply to comment by le-quack in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Commando? Ok
Edit: LMAO, weirdo down voters
le-quack t1_j9styni wrote
Reply to comment by AgencyDelicious1933 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
I would guess commando
AgencyDelicious1933 t1_j9sttvg wrote
Reply to comment by bionic_cmdo in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Hilarious
Edit: down votes? ๐
bionic_cmdo t1_j9stro8 wrote
Reply to comment by AgencyDelicious1933 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Open and shut case Johnson. Good job for solving the case of two stolen bags of chips.
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vasya349 t1_j9ssvzu wrote
Reply to comment by MagicPeacockSpider in Boris Johnson wants to become NATO Secretary General by thejebusofsuburbia
Iโm not entirely sure if youโre making a joke about the name but this is Ukrainian pravda not Russian.
Openil t1_j9sst76 wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Boris Johnson wants to become NATO Secretary General by thejebusofsuburbia
No matter what else you might think about bojo he was clearly a huge supporter of Ukraine
KingRobotPrince t1_j9ssiih wrote
Reply to comment by killerbee2319 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
>Actually, cops are not allowed to assault citizens without cause, and the cause can't be because they wanted to. Now the courts may not choose to enforce these violations of civil rights, or the crimes that officers get away with, but that doesn't change the fact that they are breaking the law.
The guy was acting suspiciously and the police officer wanted him to get out of the car. Police have the power to do this. Citizens have no right to resist or fight. > >And in case you are wondering, that is how humans respond to being suddenly and violently attacked. Your body goes into fight, flight, or freeze. Most folks will respond physically when anyone suddenly grabs you. It's called a survival instinct, and cops shouldn't get to use that basic human response to get away with murder.
Flight or flight is not a legal defence for resisting a police officer and fighting with him. This is a ridiculous idea. > >I'm very sorry that you understand so little about the real world. You have a fine evening in your little fairytale land.
You are the one living in a fantasy world. One where people don't have to do what the police say and can fight with them if they choose.
I would say the same to you, but I don't think anyone could really have a fine evening living in such a messed up place, even if it is imaginary.
Darqnyz t1_j9ssbbw wrote
Are we gonna have the talk about black neighborhoods in the US taking the brunt of chemical pollution from neighboring factories?
MetricVeil t1_j9ss6vh wrote
Reply to comment by RingGiver in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
In the UK it's called a collar or shoulder number, Force Identification Number (FIN).
They released his name, would his collar number make him more publicly identifiable?
Darkhorseman81 t1_j9ss0e1 wrote
Last I checked non stick coatings were making them much smaller.
Tha_Watcher t1_j9srrzq wrote
Pollution Growth
speculatrix t1_j9srm6d wrote
That article links to this research paper
https://wjmh.org/search.php?where=aview&id=10.5534/wjmh.220203&code=2074WJMH&vmode=FULL
felixlightner t1_j9srdcv wrote
Reply to A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
Some arguments, like this one, only deserve a single word response. "No."
Say10sadvocate t1_j9srbdv wrote
I guess I must live in a pretty unpolluted area ๐
Tea_and_Alc_RPACC t1_j9sr32v wrote
Reply to comment by cutelyaware in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
The thought of a clichee granny beating the shit out of a little shit like this is just too good to change the title tbf...
FriendofCats1234 t1_j9sqyml wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
A dog with its head hanging out the window is dangerous, like it is dangerous to let kids stick their heads or arms out the window.
Sideswipes from another car or from driving near fixed roadside objects can (and do) knock those body parts right clean off.
Making a close turn next to a street lamp can give a human or animal head a fatal injury.
Sharing a narrow road with a car going in the opposite direction can injure or kill a passenger (animal or human) who has part of the body out the window.
Keep all parts of the body inside the car, and safely secure all riders to their seats.
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Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
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Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
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Cyberdyne_T-888 t1_j9suw4o wrote
Reply to comment by BrightGreyEyes in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/06/24/pentagon-quietly-moves-make-cbd-use-criminal-offense-troops.html