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Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9spxtg wrote
"Darling, it's not small and crooked. It's all natural and organic!"
[deleted] t1_j9spv0p wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
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xtrafe t1_j9spr8k wrote
So pollution will give you a bigger penis? You don't say... (He says while casually throwing cadmium batteries on a fire.)
cutelyaware t1_j9spfry wrote
Reply to Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by Alaishana
Jesus, the title should really be "Neighbors beat 15 year old attempted car jacker so badly they put him in the hospital".
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BlooperHero t1_j9sodlc wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
"Obey orders or I'll kill you," is a robbery.
And if one person commits a murder during a robbery, they're not only still considered guilty of murder but so are their accomplices who created the situation.
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I know you openly want a police state, but you're in favor of crime so it's not even a proper police state.
jpopimpin777 t1_j9snxt5 wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
He didn't insult you and your points are nonsense. Throwing a guy out of a car because he may have taken a pill is dumb. American police resort to excessive force as soon as they feel their authority is threatened not their safety.
Stop being a bootlick.
doginjoggers t1_j9snwoc wrote
Reply to Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by rainbowarriorhere
She's a fucking turnip
killerbee2319 t1_j9snsdt wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Actually, cops are not allowed to assault citizens without cause, and the cause can't be because they wanted to. Now the courts may not choose to enforce these violations of civil rights, or the crimes that officers get away with, but that doesn't change the fact that they are breaking the law.
And in case you are wondering, that is how humans respond to being suddenly and violently attacked. Your body goes into fight, flight, or freeze. Most folks will respond physically when anyone suddenly grabs you. It's called a survival instinct, and cops shouldn't get to use that basic human response to get away with murder.
I'm very sorry that you understand so little about the real world. You have a fine evening in your little fairytale land.
RPDRNick t1_j9snf6d wrote
Once you pop, fuck, a cop.
KingRobotPrince t1_j9snf2e wrote
Reply to comment by TheTruestOracle in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
The facts are in the video. You should watch it.
MINIMAN10001 t1_j9sn5qd wrote
Reply to comment by PUNCH_KNIGHT in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
When people say systemic racism
This is grade A systemic racism
starforce1616 t1_j9smzh2 wrote
Apparently I need more pollution
BrightGreyEyes t1_j9smms9 wrote
Reply to comment by Zealousideal_Wish687 in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
The problem is that the seeds need to be cleaned to remove the sap, and the cleaning isn't always as thorough as you'd want it to be
KingRobotPrince t1_j9smk3b wrote
Reply to comment by killerbee2319 in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Your take is the dumb one.
Clearly the guy violently resisted. Saying "he was violently thrown to the ground" and other blah blah means nothing, when the video shows he was resisting and fighting the cop from the minute he tried to get him out of the car.
It's pretty simple. A police officer is allowed to grab someone. A citizen is not allowed to then fight with the cop in response to being grabbed.
TheTruestOracle t1_j9smi5v wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
No petty insults just a fact bud.
BrightGreyEyes t1_j9smeez wrote
Reply to comment by Oseirus in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
They didn't ban CBD so much as they made it clear you might still pop on a test
KingRobotPrince t1_j9smbec wrote
Reply to comment by TheTruestOracle in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Your argument is weak so you are forced to make petty insults.
Watch the video. It shows what happened.
BrightGreyEyes t1_j9sm8hv wrote
Reply to comment by Thai_Lord in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
Yeah, but learning about it like that is the kind of thing that could make you doubt it
_smooth_talker_ t1_j9sm73q wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
This was an extrajudicial murder because an officer that was ready to pull his gun right after he asked the guy to get his ID out suspected him of putting something in his mouth… not a single crime committed… sentenced to death by a murderer.
Drexisadog t1_j9slzqk wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Well that is bad for the dogs health so this law is less silly than you think
StrokeJuicyJuice t1_j9slw0h wrote
Reply to comment by sanjsrik in Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport's closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte
Fukuoka Airport closes at 10PM due to being near residential areas
StrokeJuicyJuice t1_j9slut8 wrote
Reply to Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport's closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte
As soon as I read the headline, I assumed the plane’s destination was Fukuoka.
FUK I was right
CraftyArmitage t1_j9sl8om wrote
Reply to comment by jdogx17 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
I respect your opinion while reserving the right to downvote you.
Kernburner t1_j9sq26c wrote
Reply to A pregnant murder suspect should get out of jail because her fetus hasn't been charged with a crime and isn't getting proper medical care, court documents argue by jdb1984
This is a good example of how fetal “personhood” laws are a ridiculous concept and create a legal slippery slope.