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Jameschoral t1_j9sl4il wrote
Reply to comment by time4someredit in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
You mean Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy
killerbee2319 t1_j9sl2lz wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
You are either a cop or want to be... that is the dumbest take on this I've ever seen.
You mean like he was violently sitting in his car talking to the officer, who repeatedly made contact, and already had his hand on his gun, and the grabbed him for taking a pill, and threw him on the ground, and then proceeded to get violent with someone who was not at all acting violently, who unsurprisingly reacted when he was flung from his car onto the ground.
Then he shot him because hims was toos a'scairt of going two on one with a man after he initiated the violence.
He shouldn't be getting a medal when he started the fight. He should be rotting in jail, awaiting his trial on first degree murder charges.
Cops need to be taught how to deescelate situations, not immediately go to full Rambo mode. Cops need to stop being mollycoddled when they shoot unarmed citizens. Cops need to stop acting like the whole world is out to get them. It sets them into kill or be killed mode in every encounter, no matter the situation.
But I guess I shouldn't worry. Three of his buddies investigated it real good, and they agreed that their friend and coworker did absolutely nothing wrong.
sassergaf t1_j9skrbg wrote
Sounds like lyrics to a sad ballad.
AgencyDelicious1933 t1_j9skkt9 wrote
Maybe someone already commented something similar, but:
> "The man then took an entire display of chips and put them into his car. While walking with the display, several bags of chips fell to the ground, police said, noting the clerk had followed the man out of the store."
- AND THEN when police showed up AFTER THE FACT, they noticed a homeless man munching on chips like: "🤷‍♀️" ... So, they decided they needed to arrest SOMEONE 🙄
🤔
chatFIEND-SF t1_j9skey0 wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
here's another fake problem to be fixed by republicans rather than real-world problems
KingRobotPrince t1_j9sk40w wrote
Reply to comment by Drablit in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
I'm not sure how you think making a story about what didn't happen will help your case.
We can all see the video and you are wrong about what you claim happened.
TheTruestOracle t1_j9sjp2t wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
I’m not your dad, you won’t disappoint me. But I’ll share a tid bit of info. Most people who are abused by the police didn’t ask to be any of the following stopped, assaulted, raped, arrested, oh and murdered.
KingRobotPrince t1_j9sjisx wrote
Reply to comment by TheTruestOracle in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Sorry to disappointed you, but I don't plan on fighting with a cop any time soon.
KingRobotPrince t1_j9sjhgh wrote
Reply to comment by _smooth_talker_ in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
The guy could have obeyed orders, he could have not resisted, he could have not fought with the officer.
He chose to do that and it was that which made the situation violent.
time4someredit t1_j9sjbwr wrote
Reply to comment by Roblu3 in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
I read that in the voice of the guy from the Simpsons who says “oh no”
Drablit OP t1_j9sj8vt wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Cop sees man swallow a pill
Somehow, his fetid cop brain interprets this as a threat
Cop grabs man from car, throws man to ground, jumps on top of man, screams at man
Man wiggles legs and flails in fear
Heroic cop helps man cool down by blasting extra ventilation holes in man’s chest
Rude ass man doesn’t even say THANK YOU HERO COP
_smooth_talker_ t1_j9sj4md wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
That was a cop that turned a non-violent situation into a one where he murdered a man… because he thought he put something in his mouth.
TheTruestOracle t1_j9siwj9 wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
I just hope one day you have an interaction with a cop, a slight misunderstanding happens and you get to see first hand the bullshit you spew is in fact bullshit.
realdonaldtrumpsucks t1_j9si10s wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
That one is dumb.
The other provisions in the bill make good sense, no declawing, animal abuser database,.
But my dog loves a 35mph windy car ride. And I’d take the fine
apathyduck t1_j9shqc9 wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Every single one of these uniformed thugs need to be run off the planet
its8up t1_j9shp37 wrote
Reply to comment by Squildo in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
First experienced sun chips as a child. Opened the bag and took a sniff. Ugh. The flavor wasn't great, but those things truly smelled horrid.
DumpyBloom t1_j9sgdeg wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
The dogs will face up to a 500 dollar fine and/or 30 days in jail.
KingRobotPrince t1_j9sgae8 wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
>Looks reasonably accurate to me.
Perhaps you have some sort of mental impairment, or English is a second language to you, but when you say someone is "non-violent", but there is a video showing him being violent, people are going to start questioning your claims.
>At what point did he warrant two rounds to the chest?
I suppose at some point during the fight the police officer felt his life was in danger. Apparently he went for his gun.
It sounds like the man was somewhat disturbed, based on his reported behaviour prior to police arriving. He certainly failed to do what was asked of him and fought with the police when they tried to remove him from the car.
You can't change what actually happened simply by saying things you would like to be true.
It's unfortunate, but these things happen.
benwrightsmith t1_j9sg657 wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
This is not going to sit well with mayor of Idyllwild, California
oneeyedziggy t1_j9sg545 wrote
Reply to comment by LORD_HOKAGE_ in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
It's not a real purple heart, it's like a participation trophy from the local trophy shop... You can just give anyone any shape award and make it any color you want to... That doesn't make it official.
Nazamroth t1_j9sftxz wrote
Reply to comment by nickkom in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
If spray force is not enough to pin her to the ceiling, see a medical professional.
Khemith t1_j9sftgj wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern, in wake of toxic derailment, gives in on sick days for one of its unions by mmm_tempeh
How magnamious.
Nazamroth t1_j9sfq4y wrote
Reply to comment by Farcespam in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Whats the downside?
username123456111111 t1_j9sfns4 wrote
Yeah I saw the same post yesterday. Still cracks me up though lol.
gumenski t1_j9sl6js wrote
Reply to Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Back da blue baby, these boys doin God's work out hea