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Bubbagumpredditor t1_j9sfg14 wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Looks reasonably accurate to me. At what point did he warrant two rounds to the chest?
KingRobotPrince t1_j9sf3tv wrote
Reply to comment by Drablit in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Have you seen the video?
The reality doesn't support what you are saying.
LORD_HOKAGE_ t1_j9sek4n wrote
Reply to comment by Drablit in Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
So like America to be so obsessed with military that they give police military metals. What’s the point of losing a limb overseas if some fat cop can get the same recognition for shooting a child.
They legit think our communities and neighborhoods are battlefields if they are giving Purple Hearts out to cops who get scraped in my driveway or my middle school. My community is not a battlefield and interacting with the public you swore to serve, is not combat for you to get awarded combat metals in
gheebutersnaps87 t1_j9sedxl wrote
Reply to comment by Jakeytanky in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
How are you not getting this?
el5haq12 t1_j9se6f2 wrote
Could you please just f*ck off
CutAlone3678 t1_j9sd5m5 wrote
Reply to comment by jab116 in Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by jab116
Oh my, that's actually from the article. Lady is a total badarse.
GrnPlesioth t1_j9sd0vf wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Just when you think reality can't be any more of a fucking joke, this happens
FaithCantBeTakenAway t1_j9sct3f wrote
Reply to comment by --___- in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
This one is laughable: “No one that is single is going to go find someone to ride with them.” When your dog flies out into traffic or slams into a windshield ………… let’s hear you moan and groan then.
RogueThneed t1_j9scirf wrote
Reply to comment by sanjsrik in Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport's closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte
Some of them.
FaithCantBeTakenAway t1_j9scc92 wrote
Reply to comment by --___- in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
The K9 is secured in a back cage in the back - RESEARCH AND READ THE ENTIRE BILL. For Christs sakes there are some f’ing morons on this sub. If you cannot comprehend this potential bill - and you care so little about your dog’s safety - you DON’T DESERVE A DOG.
Appropriate-Duty-171 t1_j9sbrrh wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
We shouldn't even need a bill for this, people should know better but clearly, they don't & I've had half a heart attack seeing dogs look like they're going to fall out never mind have their heads out. I never let my window down too far just enough so my dog could smell upwards to catch a breeze, lol.
Drablit OP t1_j9sbl51 wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
The officer was given a Purple Heart for the very slight scrapes he suffered while shooting an unarmed, terrified, nonviolent man to death.
MikeTheGamer2 t1_j9sar3t wrote
How are we not able to differentiate actual drug use from someone that's eaten some poppy seeds ?
dasBergen t1_j9s9y0r wrote
I love could be headlines... It could be making penises bigger... It could be making parents choose the name Dwayne more often, it could be santa in drag blowing pixie dust into your butt hole, we don't know.
passinghere t1_j9s9xi9 wrote
Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in Pakistan: PIA orders cabin crew to wear undergarments in bizarre circular by witwacky
Thank you very much.
myusernamehere1 t1_j9s9hjd wrote
Reply to comment by jdogx17 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Heathen
zippopopamus t1_j9s8uyl wrote
And they say pollution is bad
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Cindexxx t1_j9s8pyh wrote
Reply to comment by Poison_Ice_Blade in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
It's hit and miss.
Fun fact: it's because they're doing it wrong. The seeds don't contain any opium. It's in the latex. But commercial processing just squishes the pods to separate the seeds, and it's smashed all over them. They're supposed to wash them but it costs more so..... Nope lol.
nickkom t1_j9s8l75 wrote
Reply to comment by Worried-Try-8141 in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Spray force could also be a factor
Dependent_Yesterday9 t1_j9s8kok wrote
Reply to comment by Excession638 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Member of the citizenry reports a false issue, yes thats a crime.
Police wasting their own or citizens time, thats standard operating procedure.
Khemith t1_j9sfjq0 wrote
Reply to Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Racist cops pure and simple.