Oldamog t1_j9s85gl wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:31 AM

Reply to comment by MaserGT in Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport&#x27;s closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte

Fuck yeah on to New Orleans! Party time!

closeafter t1_j9s7if6 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:26 AM

Reply to Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken

Look up "silverlining" in the dicktionary

Excession638 t1_j9s7ewa wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:25 AM

Reply to comment by Dependent_Yesterday9 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116

Is it possible to change a cop with wasting police time? Or is that not even a crime in the USA?

Seattle_gldr_rdr t1_j9s77yo wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:23 AM

Reply to comment by OdinsLawnDart in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el

Cue Kate McKinnon: "Wenodis"

RedoftheEvilDead t1_j9s77ws wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:23 AM

Reply to comment by anengineerandacat in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf

I agee. I have a thing that attaches to my dogs harness and the seatbelt and keeps them secured in case of a crash. It still gives them enough movement to look out the window though. A crate and/or supervisor seems wholly unnecessary.

koolaideprived t1_j9s76zo wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:23 AM

Reply to Norfolk Southern, in wake of toxic derailment, gives in on sick days for one of its unions by mmm_tempeh

And all I hear from bnsf is crickets.

Pudding_Hero t1_j9s74na wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:22 AM

Reply to comment by Netroth in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo

A Tiger? dang

PUNCH_KNIGHT t1_j9s72cm wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:22 AM

Reply to Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116

What's with the police following the law word for word and then turning around when something really fuckin bad happens

mesori t1_j9s711b wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:21 AM

Reply to comment by blueberrybowler in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116

Guy can't catch a break.

HarlequinMadness t1_j9s6xmn wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:21 AM

Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf

While we all love to see the happiness of a dog hanging out the window . . . Wind in his face . . . It really isn’t safe. He could end up with some flying debris in his eye(s), get so excited he jumps out, or face even worse consequences in the case of an accident.

MaserGT t1_j9s6dvs wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:16 AM

Reply to Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport&#x27;s closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte

Closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't land here.

Daflehrer1 t1_j9s61ry wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:13 AM

Reply to Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken

What about girth?

OldBob10 t1_j9s5aqo wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:06 AM

Reply to comment by FaithCantBeTakenAway in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf

…said Marie Antoinette…

CouchWizard t1_j9s56ww wrote on February 24, 2023 at 4:06 AM

Reply to comment by zembriski in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf

Saying neither side is choosing to reject both parties in a first past the post system. That doesn't work when the only way to change the system is to participate in it, though, because you won't be able to get a majority on your third party before an established party wins