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Moms_spaghetti_6969 t1_j9s0yvb wrote
Reply to comment by Zealousideal_Wish687 in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
You can make an intoxicant off store bought seeds, it takes a lot though. The seed, pod, stem, and even the leaf still have latex in them, just not as much or as high a quality as from the living pod
heatlesssun t1_j9s0pbl wrote
What's the problem?
Julioscoundrel t1_j9ryjpe wrote
Reply to comment by ChaosNomad in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
You are forgiven.
Tigris_Morte t1_j9rydjo wrote
That rock over there could be increasing average penis length, scientists stated prior to banging penis with said rock.
Imtypingthisnow t1_j9rycn0 wrote
Alex Jones said the chemicals were mutating the frogs and eliminating the need for perises ( or is it peni?)
Charlottehurricanes t1_j9rwmjt wrote
Reply to comment by FaithCantBeTakenAway in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
What about a self driving car?
ChaosNomad t1_j9rw8ev wrote
Reply to comment by Julioscoundrel in AI Seinfeld banned on Twitch over transphobic jokes by asjonesy99
Forgive me for offending your sensibilities sir.
ThreeNC t1_j9rvodo wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Florida is getting less and less fun
Efficient-Maize-4797 t1_j9ruqh7 wrote
Reply to comment by Akindmachine in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Pet deaths!
CrJ418 t1_j9rumpk wrote
Reply to comment by Moms_spaghetti_6969 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
You were so close
Efficient-Maize-4797 t1_j9rumhu wrote
Reply to comment by Beginning_Win1447 in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
For protecting animals? They did something good for once
Efficient-Maize-4797 t1_j9rudcq wrote
Reply to comment by --___- in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Why is a bill protecting animals moronic? You don't have to have a non driver with you, it was reported incorrectly. First sensible bill I've seen come up from Florida
Fast-Reality7650 t1_j9rtz5l wrote
You can take my liberty but ill be damned if you take my poppyseed bagels
Moms_spaghetti_6969 t1_j9rtua8 wrote
Reply to comment by CrJ418 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
If you’re white and rich you’re probably not eating stolen chips dropped by a thief
Squildo t1_j9rttsy wrote
Reply to comment by walkingtalkingdread in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
You’re entitled to your wrong opinions 🗿
walkingtalkingdread t1_j9rtoxg wrote
Reply to comment by Squildo in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
garden salsa is clearly better.
Squildo t1_j9rtjx3 wrote
Reply to comment by Dependent_Yesterday9 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Harvest cheddar Sun Chips
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BuffaloInCahoots t1_j9rs8lu wrote
Reply to comment by jdogx17 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
So he probably saw it go down, like I said. That’s the only reasonable way to assume he knew they were stolen. Still don’t blame the dude, I would have grabbed a bag too.
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Reply to comment by true-skeptic in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
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jdogx17 t1_j9rrroq wrote
Reply to comment by BuffaloInCahoots in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
No, the article says:
“Police said they reviewed video footage and concluded that Braswell was aware of the theft.”
Videos generally don’t show what people know or don’t know.
skaz915 t1_j9rrf84 wrote
Reply to Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by rainbowarriorhere
No shortage here..grow your own 🤷♂️
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Reply to Jet carrying 335 forced to turn back after missing destination airport's closing time by 10 minutes by sprlte
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