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5050Clown t1_j9rqzlo wrote
Reply to comment by kawkz440 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
If everything goes as intended he'll be a legal slave by June.
Brewing_Tea t1_j9rpyuh wrote
Captain Planet got weird
Rocketman7171 t1_j9rpy16 wrote
“Doctor look at this Monster!!!”
Doctor: “yes, impressive…. You got stage four cancer.”
RingGiver t1_j9rpueo wrote
Reply to comment by MetricVeil in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
They even shared his badge number.
walkingtalkingdread t1_j9rpci9 wrote
Reply to comment by Diligent_Hearing_132 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
honey bbq fritos.
Urgullibl t1_j9rpadg wrote
Reply to Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by rainbowarriorhere
Grate your turnips and ferment them like you would to make sauerkraut. You're welcome.
walkingtalkingdread t1_j9rp86q wrote
oh, so they got there too late to catch the actual thief so they turned to a guy who they could bring in right then and there. who wants to bet that they never even tried to look for the thief?
qwertyuiiop145 t1_j9rp0dz wrote
Reply to comment by Jakeytanky in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
No, if you put it in a harness or crate you do not need another person with you.
FaithCantBeTakenAway t1_j9rozfn wrote
Reply to comment by Jakeytanky in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Are you really asking this? A non-driver is someone not behind the wheel.
beachedpkb t1_j9rooyj wrote
Part 4 of the Stewart lee bit incoming??
FaithCantBeTakenAway t1_j9ronfy wrote
Reply to comment by complete_hick in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Ummmmm - you buy something to put your dog in. 🤦♀️
[deleted] t1_j9rok3x wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
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FaithCantBeTakenAway t1_j9roht0 wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
I pray this passes. My vet said a number of dogs have had debris/objects hit them in the face/eyes & not only are they blind in that eye- surgery is necessary. Also dogs should NEVER be in your lap when you are driving. Along w/law enforcement keeping an updated list of animal abusers. 🐾❤️🐾
Jakeytanky t1_j9ro3jf wrote
Reply to comment by qwertyuiiop145 in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
doesnt change the fact it now takes 2 people to take a dog to the vet
BuffaloInCahoots t1_j9rngfi wrote
Reply to comment by CrJ418 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
The article said, the video showed he knew they were stolen, I’m guessing he saw it go down and took the shot at free chips. Seeing that this is only $5, they should just charge the original thief and tack on littering. This dude just grabbed some ground chips, fair game in my book.
qwertyuiiop145 t1_j9rnf1g wrote
Reply to comment by Jakeytanky in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
If you have a passenger, you don’t need to have your dog in a crate or harness because the passenger can prevent the dog from crawling onto the driver’s lap and causing an accident
Farcespam t1_j9rncy6 wrote
Reply to comment by Sometimes_Stutters in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Ends up with two dicks
Diligent_Hearing_132 t1_j9rn5uc wrote
I asked the last time this was posted, with no response: what flavor of chips caused two grown men to act this way?
Moms_spaghetti_6969 t1_j9rn1bx wrote
I’ll be drinking gutter water from here on out
Entire-Ranger323 t1_j9rmoqq wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Double penalty for woke dogs.
TheBounceSpotter t1_j9rm1uh wrote
Reply to comment by ErectionDenier2024 in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
I've made a statement of observation, not a judgement. That you interpret it as a judgement speaks more about you than I.
I neither condone, nor condemn, it is simply nature taking it's course. All of evolution has trade offs, gain the ability to walk, lose the ability to breath underwater. While we could argue the tradeoffs about societies current trends, I'll leave that to others.
zembriski t1_j9rlqxk wrote
Reply to comment by CouchWizard in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
>both siderism
No, this isn't BOTH siderism (is that a word, if so I'm using the shit out of it!). It's NEITHER siderism. Don't set the house on fire just to get rid of the termites, and don't bulldoze the house to put out the fire... We have to fight smarter and realize that it's indeed a case of US vs THEM, it's just that the us and them aren't red and blue; WE are the people living in fear and subjugation while THEY are playing us against each other so they can keep playing out their hunger games bullshit from the comfortable seats of power.
cote112 t1_j9rlhsd wrote
Reply to Eating turnips could help ease vegetable shortage, suggests Therese Coffey by rainbowarriorhere
I made turnips, yellow potatoes and scallions into a mash. Great stuff.
Jakeytanky t1_j9rl6ja wrote
Reply to comment by qwertyuiiop145 in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
and whos the non driver?
Diligent_Hearing_132 t1_j9rr5dv wrote
Reply to comment by walkingtalkingdread in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Of course