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Autodr83 t1_j9r1fgf wrote
coughing man, I can't breathe today but look at this meat missile in my pants.
Milan__ t1_j9r1b27 wrote
This is what’s commonly referred to as rectum derived statistics, aka click bait bullshit
restore_democracy t1_j9r172q wrote
Reply to comment by Shmoop_Doop in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
Did you read the article? This wasn’t a cartoon, it was actual bestiality porn, which on top of being, you know, sick, is also illegal.
Mista_Cash_Ew t1_j9r15bk wrote
Reply to comment by Worried-Try-8141 in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
So I get a bigger dick AND I save money on condoms? I'm sold!
HDSpiele t1_j9r0umx wrote
Reply to comment by DickweedMcGee in Lawmakers might ban dogs from sticking their heads out of car windows by TheAngryBlackGuy
A ceo also needs to have the same incorruptible nature as what prevents a rival company from paying a ceo millions of dollars to steer their company into the ground so that the rival company looses competition. The only reason why ceos do not accept bribes is because they are payed so darn well.
Siebje t1_j9r0tas wrote
What kind of pollution? Asking for a friend.
Noreaster0 t1_j9r0rhx wrote
Was it donut porn?
HumanConsideration61 t1_j9r0ns3 wrote
I mean....it's kinda fucked up..... Buuuut I can kinda see how it could be humorous. I'd have to watch the video to effectively rate it.
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yitdeedee t1_j9r0bwe wrote
Who's out here measuring dicks?
DickweedMcGee t1_j9r0891 wrote
Reply to comment by donkeylipsh in Lawmakers might ban dogs from sticking their heads out of car windows by TheAngryBlackGuy
We all fall into the trap from time to time where we think a succcessfull businessman would make a good politician. They're good with money, makes sense right? Wrong. You need a stronger sense of duty, responsibility to the public and ethics. Thats not the focus of a for-profit company, by its nature. Thats why military officers actually make good politicians. And we've gotten away from that for some reason. And don't discount career politicians. They're still sxuzzy, but they have better instincts about maintaining govt service. It seems like all the schmucks that are trying to transition into govt from private industry feel like they need t make 'big waves' and fuck around with laws and upend everything to make up for their lack of experience and accomplishments.
bfrag3k t1_j9qztve wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Dogs are too regulating. They want people to have less of them.
Allbymyelf t1_j9qxog6 wrote
Reply to comment by PEVEI in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
Again, I really don't get it. You think cream without loads of added sugar tastes terrible, or you think oil and butter are totally different foods? Anyway, people have been putting oil in coffee since the 1950s as a cream substitute. Don't understand why you're determined to get upset at "the keto people" for something that is, again, way more popular than keto itself.
snoodletuber t1_j9qxm5l wrote
Where can we get the list and dosage?
CouchWizard t1_j9qxjlq wrote
Reply to comment by zembriski in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Bullshit both siderism usually allows the shittier side to win. Both are not the same, especially in florida. That said, this proposed bill has insanity sprinkled with sane ideas to give it credence. Dems always take the gold in handicapping themselves
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The_Lapsed_Pacifist t1_j9qxdtr wrote
Reply to comment by WarWonderful593 in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
One assumes you’ll lose all your benefits.
drmcsinister t1_j9qxbfh wrote
No wonder why Trump went to Ohio...
[deleted] t1_j9qx435 wrote
Reply to Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by jab116
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FrannieP23 t1_j9qwd41 wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Floriduh. Land of the free.
Uruk_Ragnarsson t1_j9qvjqh wrote
Mutant penii
No_Sense_6171 t1_j9qv9f4 wrote
I concede that he would be better than Putin in the job.
Ahelex t1_j9qv5v6 wrote
Reply to comment by Sinchanzo in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Yes.
Radiation gave me the superpower to eject hair faster than the average person.
barkbarkkrabkrab t1_j9qv269 wrote
Reply to comment by pokeybill in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Im pretty sure NJ passed a similar law a while back, i don't really think it's enforced tho. Along with dogs out the window, I cringe when people drive with dogs in their lap, dog gets spooked and suddenly your hands are off the wheel or the dog is on the gas pedal.
Eecka t1_j9r2ki1 wrote
Reply to comment by OngoGabl0g1an in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Nothing would have to be a law if you could count on people not being idiots.