Is Pravda a legitimate news site?

Isnt that, you know... Illegal...

No, you dropped yours.

Captain planet, hes our hero, gonna take pollution down to 7 inches

Oi m8 you got a loicence to hang ya head out that window. Ur nicked m8

Sling Blade offers the two varieties of "funny."

I prefer the "funny, ha-ha" to being frozen in shock.

Honestly just sounds like he has a fucked up sense of humor which isn’t worth firing someone over

I was rather mentally disturbed by a video that someone showed me of a woman and a tiger, which he had on his phone “because it’s funny”. Thing is, he wasn’t laughing, but he did have a smile on his face 🤮

Oh no where?!

Maybe they’re getting longer to make up for the length that’s lost with obesity, which is about half the US population

The only thing we have to ridicule is ridicule itself.

or something like that....

You’ve doubled down…but can you triple?

Hey, so do I! Unfortunately neither of us is qualified, so...

Interesting. Someone needs to suggest this to Trump. It would be fun to see the two of them fighting over it, then pick someone else.

>Two officers were stationed outside the man's hospital roomon the night of his arrest and were relieved by two others in the morning. Theman testified that when he awoke that morning, he asked if he could contact alawyer.According to his testimony, one of the officers replied,"suck a dick." The officer, in his testimony, denied that allegation.
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>It wasn't until after his surgery around 2 p.m. and after he repeatedly asked for a lawyer, the man testified, that another officer arrived with a cellphone that was used to call his lawyer. The next day, that officer took a statement from the man.
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>According to the decision, the officer asked if the man told his lawyer about the assault, suggesting he might not want to follow his lawyer's advice — something the judge deemed a breach of solicitor-client privilege.

This is why the charges were dropped. The cops screwed it up so badly that even if there was a conviction, it would likely just get overturned on appeal.

here boris, here is your red nose.

Putin would back him 200%

And he would back Putin.

https://media.tenor.com/nt8l1RmQvZgAAAAM/call-an-ambulance-call-an-ambulance-but-not-for-me.gif

Florida will literally protect dogs better than they protect women fml

Silly government. Dogs care nothing for your laws.

Countries with oceans around them will defend even small islands to the death. This is because the loss of such an island would reduce the size of their territory. It would be the same in the UK.

They say there are actually 100,000 islands. Since we're counting islands with a radius of 100 meters or more this time, there are countless islands with a radius of less than 100 meters.

I know Trump is a big Dick, but him going to Ohio for that train wreck shouldn’t have this kind of effect. Wrong kind of big Dick.

The Free State of Florida... Which has the most laws... Bans the most books... Restricts the most lifestyles based on partisan religious values... Thinks human trafficking is funny and a gotcha tactic to "own the libs"...

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Are these self-reported inches or real world inches