What, no other dimwits available?

I would think that being a giant turd would be enough for him.

Failing upward into global disaster.

No. Not smart enough.

That state is going to the....dogs.

Owww yeah

It's healthy too! Just look at Miss Brexit 2023:

https://imgur.com/a/6CITweU

BS law. Dogs love this. Just another take the fun out of life rule.

So the K-9 unit would need 2 people instead of just the one handler? Are they gonna move the kennel from the back into the cab so that the second guy can supervise? Surely you can’t look at the dog if it’s In the cage in the boot…

I startled the cat and my SO by laughing my ass off at this.

r/nottheturnip

'Just improve your skills' is the most detached from reality tropes from the privileged.   How, get better at your current job which you are already proficient?  Uproot your life at great expense and move to a more expensive neighborhood?  Stop working and pay for schooling in addition to your bills with money you don't have?  Spend all your free time schooling part time with money you don't have?  Quit your job and start at the bottom of another career for less money?  Employers will hire the younger or experienced applicant anyway and you can't prove discrimination.

I must have been a little too early to this party...

This is some Animal Crossing level shit...

Well back then, even though there was plenty of videos going round of that stuff to buy, it was made in countries where it was legal to do that stuff, the Internet was still a little bit wild westy, so unless you got caught with the kid shit, no one really cared about the porn you were downloading. Once it became more well known that people getting caught with pedo stuff had rape videos and beastiality videos in their collections aswell, they thought there was a link between going from normal porn, to animal porn and rape videos, then to pedo porn. So to try and stop it, they made it illegal to download "extreme" porn. I'm just going off of memory for all of this, but I think it fell under the misuse of computer act that they made the same year. So basically, they did this, but there was a clause that if you had any material where you could prove you had it before 2007, you wouldn't get in trouble for it because it wasn't illegal to own when you got it, but anything after, you were in the shit.

Even today you can still buy animal sex dvds from company's that sell mail order. They won't advertise it, you have to be buying stuff from the same company for a while before they send you their "explicit" collection magazines. These companies have been doing this same tactic for almost 40 years back when porn was all VHS.

Also saw a claim Coke and Pepsi made your PP bigger today. Someone must really be going wild with their paid penis growing propaganda.

And I want to be the Queen of England.

> since 2007

you're kidding. how was this legal before then???

I'm not sure the connection you are trying to make. You didn't address any of the points in my comment, instead stating a fact with an incorrect conclusion. Are the top men having more relations, yes. Do they have the opportunity to be more protected against pregnancy than previous generations, yes. Does them having more relations equal more chances to be sloppy and not fully utilize those protections in the heat of the moment. Also yes. It may not be possible to know the degree, but the general effects are easily modeled.

..and increases supply of methane (under the covers).

No. Dear god no.

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I kind of admire his absolute lack of fear of ridicule

Someone's bored and trolling.

Troops eat a lot more than poppy seeds. I live near Fort Drum in northern New York and the place is crawling with all sorts of drugs

Why do these sort of arseholes keep finding themselves in power?

I wouldn't trust him to look after my dog, let alone the wellbeing of half the world.

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