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Fredrickstein t1_j9q0fhm wrote

Reply to comment by Axetris in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf

I never thought it was that dangerous until my German shepherd jumped out of the window while turning through an intersection. I think he did it 'accidentally' like he stumbled towards it on the turn and jumped over as a reflex.

Fortunately it was not a busy intersection and it was a slow turn. He landed on his feet and just froze, looking around very confused. I pretty quickly stopped in the bike lane and opened a door and he very quickly jumped back in the car.

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TheBounceSpotter t1_j9pvjn2 wrote

Reply to Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken

Uhmmmm, no. Obviously this phenomenon is evolutionary. Changes in society over the last 100 years have increased the freedom of choice in partners, and the prevalence of pre-marital sex. These are allowing women to weed out most of the lower percentile of size from the pool of men who re-produce. In many cases, men who have come to realize they are well below average, will self select out of the dating pool altogether to avoid the rejection and shame they can expect to face.

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jab116 OP t1_j9pudnd wrote

Reply to Teen winds up in ambulance after trying to carjack DC grandma on her way to chemo: MPD by jab116

> “Next thing I know, he walked up talking about, 'give me your keys, I got a gun.' I said, 'baby, you better shoot me, because you’re not taking my car.'”

> “He pushed me to the door and I got up and I grabbed him and was hitting his ass, and hitting him and fighting him and I said, 'you not going to take my car, youngin.”

> "They caught him and I said, 'oh, you going to jail today. You definitely going to jail, yes you are,"

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