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Iwasrightdamnit t1_j9ps1z1 wrote
Reply to comment by drillgorg in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
Yes
Meanderingversion t1_j9przfc wrote
Reply to comment by anythreewords in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Solve it? That's my new girlfriend you're talking about!!!
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Sinchanzo t1_j9prbiz wrote
Like radiation gives you superpowers?
ionsawmill t1_j9pr82x wrote
My wife: "Honey, can you drink this pesticide?"
Feynnehrun t1_j9pqisz wrote
Reply to comment by Jewrachnid in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
It's also well-established that high dietary cholesterol has a very weak if any impact on blood cholesterol.
anengineerandacat t1_j9pq5qg wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
>A new bill has been proposed in Florida that would enact a series of animal protections and guidelines, such as banning cat declawing, animal testing for cosmetics and dogs hanging their heads out of windows.
The bill overall is filled with a lot of good... and I generally understand the concern for not having the dogs in these places in a vehicle (in the event of an accident you can 100% guarantee the dog isn't going to make it if they are in these positions).
I feel like it's just a "bit" of overreach.
I also haven't read the bill entirely but do these restrictions also apply to cats? Because having a cat in your lap, or a window cat bed isn't exactly "uncommon" for some cat owners while driving to and from the vet or long trips.
Icy_Associate8487 t1_j9pq1ki wrote
That's been true for a while.
AUWarEagle82 t1_j9ppwkn wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
>Florida Senate Bill 932, filed by state Minority Democratic Leader Lauren Book, says that dogs would not be allowed to stick any part of their bodies out of the window, ride in the driver's lap or ride on motorcycles.
Ah, we see who is intent on tackling our nation's most troubling issues!
RhysieB27 t1_j9ppt7h wrote
Reply to comment by tjeulink in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
I'm sorry too 🙂
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j9pphpu wrote
Reply to comment by rugbat in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Sucking on a penis will also increase it length.
MarsRT t1_j9pph3e wrote
Reply to comment by rohnoitsrutroh in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
like the homos! (/s)
oh wait
--___- t1_j9ppdyt wrote
Reply to comment by xVoidDragonx in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
#This moronic bill was proposed by the Democrats in Florida.
(I’m a democrat)
- Do we really want to give Florida police another reason to do traffic stops?
- Nobody who is single is going to find another person to travel with them and their dog. To the vet, to the park, to grandma’s etc.
- How many animals are actually harmed now? I do cringe when seeing animals in the back of pickup trucks with zero restraints.
- Could the Democrats focus on things like the FL education bullshit and women’s healthcare? Because this is a bill is as ridiculous as some of the Republican policies.
OdinsLawnDart t1_j9pp9ng wrote
Reply to comment by teplightyear in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
That's likely. Super unfortunate though considering how often a love of heroine paired with bagels go hand-in-hand. Damnit, Taliban! You've won this round
rugbat t1_j9pp2xd wrote
I'm gonna go suck on a car exhaust pipe...
teplightyear t1_j9pouf3 wrote
Reply to comment by OdinsLawnDart in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
The Pentagon has even issued this warning before. I'm pretty sure they just reissue it periodically to make sure all the young guys get a chance to hear it before they try using that as an excuse.
tjeulink t1_j9pok2k wrote
Reply to comment by RhysieB27 in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
I said its irrelevant for what i said when it was brought up by op. The original commenter never talked about the us in their original post, only when responding to me explaining the vast abuse by uk police in an attempt to diminish its severety.
I understand, thank you for the clarification and sorry for the misunderstanding
that-bro-dad t1_j9po03t wrote
Reply to comment by Auzquandiance in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
?? I'm too tired to understand what this means. You want to try to sex my wife up too?
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9pnpwj wrote
Reply to comment by jordantask in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
More like intradepartmental
anythreewords t1_j9pnfja wrote
Well I guess we're never going to solve pollution now
PotPumper43 t1_j9pnez6 wrote
Apparently the Toxic Avenger is packing.
LegendaryRed t1_j9pmstl wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Coming from the state of "smaller government" 🙄
drillgorg t1_j9pmqhy wrote
Reply to comment by Aloha_Fox in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
I gotta know how people ate the jalapeno cheese? Did they put it on food or just raw dog it?
Edit: I'm an idiot jalapeno cheese is a flavor of bagel. I thought there was just a coveted flavor of blocks of cheese.
dj4slugs t1_j9pmj16 wrote
Reply to comment by h8speech in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
They agreed. They did the test on themselves.
Meanderingversion t1_j9ps3p3 wrote
Reply to comment by Dirt_E_Harry in Chemical pollution could be increasing average penis length, scientists warn by jedikraken
Unfortunately, trying to self-suck gives no extra gains