Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Roblu3 t1_j9plsa2 wrote
Oh noo!! We should definitely get rid of all this pollution! Better put us somewhere safe like… my backyard or something…
Zealousideal_Wish687 t1_j9plqid wrote
Reply to comment by cynic-el in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
You do know that opium comes from the sap of the unripe poppy seed pod right…and not the actual dried and baked seeds? I think you should do a bit of research before making half baked (or fully baked in this case) connections. If it was that easy to create that strong a reaction from just the seeds they would be far, far more controlled than they are.
iamsce t1_j9plk42 wrote
Warn????
LeviathanGank t1_j9pliku wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
dealing with the imporant issues.. about time those time waster did something about dogs having fun, its just not christian.
AirbagOff t1_j9pl5qv wrote
Reply to comment by OngoGabl0g1an in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
In the same State (Florida) where motorcyclists don’t have to wear helmets because of their “fReEdUmS”?
youmemba t1_j9pl0du wrote
Reply to comment by complete_hick in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
>Dogs traveling in motor vehicles.... would need to be secured in a size-appropriate crate and in a harness #or# pet seat belt, and be under supervision from someone other than the driver, the bill says.
Sounds like the supervision is only needed if using pet seat belt rather than size appropriate crate+harness
OngoGabl0g1an t1_j9pkebj wrote
Reply to comment by JiMbORS in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Does that mean it should be a law, though?
misterfriend t1_j9pj9uh wrote
Reply to comment by jordantask in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
They admire his exquisite taste, and are always nudging each other.
"Where does he get all this good shit?"
PKAzure64 t1_j9pj62g wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
David Cameron? Is that you?
Urgullibl t1_j9pi7xl wrote
...that's been known for a long time, yes. Don't see why it would be oniony.
Nightie_Whities t1_j9phyj3 wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
I sure do miss my donkey.
jordantask t1_j9phrkw wrote
Reply to comment by misterfriend in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
Not only that, the cop who posted it is respected by his colleagues.
jordantask t1_j9phf5o wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
It’s a cop and a pig. Deffo intraspecies.
jordantask t1_j9phbks wrote
Reply to comment by tjeulink in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
SHOTS…..
Err….
LOADS FIRED!
Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_j9phbdd wrote
Reply to comment by ConnieLingus24 in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
"Oh, and one more thing, you may have osteoporosis."
Pastel_Phoenix_106 t1_j9ph3lx wrote
Reply to comment by OdinsLawnDart in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
Didn't even think that. I just heard the bass music.
Desdemona1231 t1_j9pgqmo wrote
Reply to comment by koavf in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Ageist.
I guess you don’t care about dog safety.
koavf OP t1_j9pgmtf wrote
Reply to comment by Desdemona1231 in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
I grandma had wheels, she would be a bicycle.
RhysieB27 t1_j9pglxg wrote
Reply to comment by tjeulink in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
I'm not sure if you've forgotten what thread you're in but the first person that replied to you suggested that the worst of the news about law enforcement comes from the US. That's the angle I'm coming from. If your original comment wasn't alluding to news from the US then fair enough and I apologise, but when I joined the conversation, people definitely were talking about the US.
I definitely don't believe them, no. To be clear, I'm not defending the police. In fact I'm pretty sure we're actually in agreement. My only motivation for replying to your comment originally was to call out what I perceived as a logical inconsistency.
QuestionableAI t1_j9pgjd3 wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Legislators really getting to the important stuff.../
Zakery92 t1_j9pgige wrote
Reply to comment by OrneryBrahmin in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Because Reddit is a deep blue echo chamber and you’re not supposed to step out of line.
Desdemona1231 t1_j9pgg8l wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
If California did it, many people would post differently.
I think it’s a reasonable idea. I worry about what happens to dogs in an accident.
OrneryBrahmin t1_j9pgbog wrote
Reply to comment by Zakery92 in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Why y’all downvote Zakery? Jesus.
Zealousideal_Wish687 t1_j9pm0hv wrote
Reply to comment by lomirgenii in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
Far more likely that (much like thanksgiving meals here in America) that eating a lot of food and partying makes you tired. Opium comes from the dried sap of an unripe poppy seed pod. Not dried and baked seeds.