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[deleted] t1_j9p6yvw wrote
Reply to comment by Todd-The-Wraith in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
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[deleted] t1_j9p6yfu wrote
Reply to comment by complete_hick in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
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JiMbORS t1_j9p5sie wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
As veterinarian… wait, as a guy who read what a veterinarian said when this was posted yesterday - there are some very good arguments for this (all good dog safety concerns)
BertzReynolds t1_j9p5pyg wrote
Reply to comment by RhysieB27 in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
“Escapes sack”
Whoops, didn’t realize this was from the UK.
tjeulink t1_j9p5cbx wrote
Reply to comment by DownvoteEvangelist in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
It doesnt matter if its low compared to other countries. Its abysmal from a human perspective, especially from people supposed to protect you.
If teachers or doctors had those numbers we would sharpen pitchforks and light torches.
RhysieB27 t1_j9p4wr3 wrote
Reply to comment by BertzReynolds in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
How so?
RhysieB27 t1_j9p4u5c wrote
Reply to comment by tjeulink in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
So your response to someone's surprise that a police officer kept their job is to discuss what even you've described as a "purge" of police officers?
ConnieLingus24 t1_j9p4nag wrote
Elaine Benice has entered the chat.
donkeylipsh t1_j9p44dy wrote
Reply to comment by HDSpiele in Lawmakers might ban dogs from sticking their heads out of car windows by TheAngryBlackGuy
The millionaire is easier to bribe. Every. Fucking. Time.
Study after study has proven that the poorest among us are the most likely to pass up personal reward to help those around them. And the richest among us, are the most likely to choose personal rewards at the expense of others.
And let's not even get into the problem that comes with limiting our pool of political candidates to millionaires. It's almost as if you end up with a system that completely favors millionaires.
Oseirus t1_j9p3fua wrote
This is the same Pentagon that unilaterally banned anything to do with CBD, including lotions and OTC food products/supplements.
Even if the possibility exists of showing positive, the Pentagon is extremely paranoid about this stuff.
PEVEI t1_j9p3e1f wrote
Reply to comment by Allbymyelf in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
Might as well replace the ice cream in a milkshake with oil, it will be just as delicious! /s
goodknightffs t1_j9p37v5 wrote
Reply to comment by tgbst88 in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
In the hospital.. People don't realize this but the hospital is the most disgusting place in the world.. If you could I'd burn my clothes after coming back..
Akindmachine t1_j9p1i0v wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Did something happen to make this an issue?
area_tribune t1_j9p1cbx wrote
Reply to comment by Aloha_Fox in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
Can confirm
EdgeOfWetness t1_j9p0und wrote
Who put him in the bag in the first place? Was that his kink?
ElwoodJD t1_j9p0nre wrote
Reply to He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by jtstonge
This is dumb. You don’t stay the original charges, you file new charges against the cop and then the accused felon can sue the police for any damages done by the slap. But, the accused felon should still be held accountable for their crime.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9p0ja1 wrote
Reply to comment by Nightie_Whities in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
Most certainly not interspecies. A guy and a pig.
DownvoteEvangelist t1_j9ozipr wrote
Reply to comment by tjeulink in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
And they are doing something about it... I think 1 in 35 is pretty low for police force. Would love to see data for other countries...
Kyell t1_j9ozgw8 wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
You guys are ridiculous. I have a better understanding now of why they are so dug in. Some old mom thinks abortion is murder and so votes republican. Instead of saying you know Doris you just don’t understand you say they are evil. They think the exact same thing about you. Sounds like there can never be a way to work things out with the way you talk. I don’t agree with them but I do think there needs to be a way back for the gullible people otherwise you guys should just have the civil war now.
InflamedLiver t1_j9oyzbq wrote
Reply to comment by MoreRamenPls in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
More so than a regular coffee? I can’t say for everyone but it did nothing different for me
RoninSoul t1_j9oyncr wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern, in wake of toxic derailment, gives in on sick days for one of its unions by mmm_tempeh
"But I signed a bill preventing rail unions and their workers from striking so you didn't have to do that!" - Rat-fuck asshole who admitted he cared more about corporations than American citizens by his actions.
BadlyFed t1_j9oybe0 wrote
Someone near the top knows they are going to pop positive on a piss test and wants to have an easy excuse. Everyone knows this but you would need to eat a fuck ton to get the point you popped.
misterfriend t1_j9oxurj wrote
Reply to comment by MetricVeil in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
He's very good at hiding what he knows is wrong, making him a champion of ethics and a guardian of innocence!
misterfriend t1_j9oxqjd wrote
Reply to comment by Jeremy_irons_cereal in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
Anybody who ever showed it to me back when the internet was new tried to tell me they downloaded it because it was funny. Yeah, right.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j9p7gxr wrote
Reply to comment by passinghere in Pakistan: PIA orders cabin crew to wear undergarments in bizarre circular by witwacky
You are a hero amongst redditors.