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Indercarnive t1_j9oww6v wrote
Reply to He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by jtstonge
If you got a problem with Canada puppies you got a problem with me and I'd suggest you let that one marinate.
[deleted] t1_j9ow5yv wrote
Reply to comment by passinghere in Pakistan: PIA orders cabin crew to wear undergarments in bizarre circular by witwacky
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Zakery92 t1_j9ovgon wrote
Reply to comment by xVoidDragonx in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
You didn’t read that it was filed by the state minority leader did you?
BertzReynolds t1_j9ouzhd wrote
Bad title.
Thaliavoir t1_j9oukc7 wrote
Reply to comment by B-in-Va in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
My guess is it's to cut down on people impulse-buying cute bunnies for their kids for Easter, without considering how they are going to take care of the bunnies after Easter is over.
phred_666 t1_j9ouk5w wrote
Reply to comment by B-in-Va in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
My guess is that is near Easter. Some misguided individuals think its cute to give live rabbits to kids on Easter (the whole Easter Bunny deal). What happens is they get tired of taking care of it so they just release them into the wild (or they don’t take proper care of them and they die).
Harry_Gorilla t1_j9oujw5 wrote
I’m chuckling at the starfish awards
Staticoli t1_j9otgi5 wrote
Reply to comment by Grniii in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
Our government is very confusing and alot of smoke and mirrors. Maybe I need to start reading more
pokeybill t1_j9osqxu wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Keeping dogs inside the vehicle is the right move, but requiring another person there makes no sense if the dog is harnessed/belted or kennelled.
MoreRamenPls t1_j9osac9 wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
Doesn’t this give it a laxative effect?
B-in-Va t1_j9opz8h wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
What is up with not being able to sell rabbits in March or April?
Aloha_Fox t1_j9opv0i wrote
When I was in the Marines the lemon poppyseed pound cake was the second most sought after item from any MRE (provided by the DoD), second only to jalapeno cheese.
MetricVeil t1_j9opd43 wrote
From the article:
"It adds the video did not cause any actual harm to public confidence in policing because it was shared in a private forum."
And now, the actions of the officer and a description of what the video showed has been shared with the public. Some really shaky logic in this reasoning.
fightingforair t1_j9op78w wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern, in wake of toxic derailment, gives in on sick days for one of its unions by mmm_tempeh
Not Good Enough.
It’ll happen again and soon unless there is a complete overhaul for how a vital industry is run.
Pechumes t1_j9op3k9 wrote
Reply to comment by Crooked_Cock in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
I’m guessing you didn’t read the article?
elaynefromthehood t1_j9op113 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
What’s HIS cost/benefit ratio? Someone please calculate that.
Zeduca t1_j9ooer0 wrote
I remember when family of the deceased received an ambulance bill promptly too.
lomirgenii t1_j9onvby wrote
Oh totally makes sense. In India we make this sweet dish called gasgase payasa which use poppy seeds... Is the tastiest thing and we serve it during festivals or celebrations etc. Everyone takes a nap after a cup or two after eating this. Here is the recipe. https://youtu.be/Oomz63k74dg
tjeulink t1_j9on1pq wrote
Reply to comment by Grniii in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
The MET is currently literally being purged because surprise surprise, they are infested with rapists and abusers on every level at alarming rates (according to the MET themselves!). currently 1070 suspects are employed at the MET, 2.9% of the force. 1 in 35 is suspected of being an abuser and/or rapist.
https://www.met.police.uk/police-forces/metropolitan-police/areas/about-us/about-the-met/structure/
roostersnuffed t1_j9omd7w wrote
Reply to comment by complete_hick in A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Thats what I asked and got downvoted for it lol
Suired t1_j9olnb1 wrote
Reply to comment by Grniii in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
Looks like they finally learned from the best...
Nightie_Whities t1_j9ol5j9 wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
Hey, fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
complete_hick t1_j9okla2 wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Dogs traveling in motor vehicles.... would need to be secured in a size-appropriate crate and in a harness or pet seat belt, and be under supervision from someone other than the driver, the bill says.
So single people can't take their dog to the vet?
Royal_Acanthisitta51 t1_j9ok2tm wrote
I used to have to get randomly drug tested for work. I asked about it at medical just before I peed in the cup. The tech laughed and said it used to be true but they were using a newer test that did not show positive if you had a poppy muffin or bagel. I never had a false positive.
misterfriend t1_j9oxi2h wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
"Extreme" connotates the very limits of human potential. I don't think Babe could consent.