Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Jeremy_irons_cereal t1_j9ojqt9 wrote
If that was anyone else they would be doing 6 months in jail or at least a suspended sentence.
That stuff has been illegal since 2007. How the fuck has this man still got his job as a copper?!?
OdinsLawnDart t1_j9ojj13 wrote
Didn't Seinfeld warn us about this in the late 90s?
Grniii t1_j9ojh08 wrote
Reply to comment by tjeulink in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
I’m not in the USA. The shit going on there is next level! This story comes from the UK…totally different culture, opinions, experience and standards.
gemfountain t1_j9ojeg1 wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Let's keep people from from enjoying life, and their little dog too! Da da daa tada da..da ta da ta da..(wheeling away)
tjeulink t1_j9ojbgi wrote
Reply to comment by Grniii in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
have you not followed any news in the past forever?
tjeulink t1_j9oj8m1 wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
so sad that cops can't enjoy content they star in.
rohnoitsrutroh t1_j9oi5gk wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Tallahassee: tackling the big issues!
FuehrerStoleMyBike t1_j9ohwt9 wrote
thats why they are banned from german prisons since they kept leading to false positive tests.
doesnt feel worthy for this sub though. Thats just regular news.
HeyImGilly t1_j9ohrqg wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern, in wake of toxic derailment, gives in on sick days for one of its unions by mmm_tempeh
Better late than never, but don’t act like we all don’t know the real reason behind this, which is to try and CYA.
WarWonderful593 t1_j9ohjac wrote
So you want out? Just eat poppy seeds.
mike-godwin01 t1_j9ohgu5 wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern, in wake of toxic derailment, gives in on sick days for one of its unions by mmm_tempeh
I hope they can afford it. /s
CassiusCunnilingus t1_j9ohd48 wrote
Reply to comment by Frankthestank2220 in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
Didn't know they tested the boil on my back. Is testing puss a new method?
h8speech t1_j9oh2o8 wrote
Reply to comment by dj4slugs in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
Hm? What did Mythbusters say?
Because u/cynic-el had a real study to contribute
sparksofthetempest t1_j9ofxen wrote
Someone watched the very first episode of Black Mirror.
sparksofthetempest t1_j9ofu4j wrote
I’m sure Reddit will fix that somehow.
cynic-el OP t1_j9ofpvq wrote
Bonus personal story: my father once baked poppy seed muffins with an extra heavy measure of seeds (if he likes a flavor, he really likes it… when the recipe calls for 1 clove of garlic he adds 3…) and these muffins tasted great: I ate 3 at 6 am just before heading off to high school. By 11 am I could barely keep myself awake and I kept dosing off in classes, but I made it through the day and as soon as I got home I took a nap. Later that night when we were talking about our days, my dad said he could barely stay awake at work, and we both suddenly made the connection to those muffins.
dj4slugs t1_j9ofkrz wrote
I guess they missed that episode of Mythbusters.
xVoidDragonx t1_j9ofipd wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Red State small government ya say?
hotfezz81 t1_j9ofg87 wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by jtstonge
Cut him some slack officer, at least he shot himself.
operationiffy t1_j9of2q7 wrote
As far as bagels go, not the onion, the poppy seed.
cynic-el OP t1_j9oed38 wrote
Reply to comment by Frankthestank2220 in Pentagon warns troops eating poppy seeds could lead to failed drug tests by cynic-el
It depends how much is on the bagel… and watch out for them pastries… “Poppy seed cake, bagels, muffins, and rolls did not contain sufficient quantities of poppy seeds to give rise to opiate positive specimens by U.S. Department of Defense (DOD) GC-MS cutoff levels (morphine = 4000 ng/mL, codeine = 2000 ng/mL), although a number of specimens were positive by National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) cutoff levels (morphine and codeine = 300 ng/mL). However, ingestion of poppy seed streusel or Danish pastry led to confirmed morphine and codeine positive specimens, irrespective of the use of DOD or NIDA confirmation cutoff values.” Source: pubmed article
restore_democracy t1_j9oe10i wrote
> Police Sergeant 2325 Steve Evans posted in a group chat a Peppa Pig video which changed into a clip featuring an adult man performing a sex act with a pig.
>According to a report, PS Evans is respected by his colleagues.
Frankthestank2220 t1_j9odykm wrote
While true, you have to eat an insane amount of poppy seeds. One bagel won’t make you piss dirty.
Thai_Lord t1_j9odqui wrote
Fairly sure everyone over the age of 12 is aware of this.
UnkleRinkus t1_j9ojv3n wrote
Reply to comment by Jewrachnid in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
But the link between high dietary cholesterol and high blood cholesterol has been found to be weak. See these papers.
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/14017430801983082
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/records-found-in-dusty-basement-undermine-decades-of-dietary-advice/