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pseudocultist t1_j9ocb0e wrote
Reply to comment by Jewrachnid in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
High bad cholesterol, and keto doesn’t increase bad cholesterol for everyone, nor significantly if it does. But some people shouldn’t be doing it at all for this reason, sure.
DJ_DD t1_j9oc3lb wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
Had some gelato that was caramel and olive oil flavor. Ordered it because it sounded weird. Ordered it again because it was fucking delicious.
xBigDamHerox t1_j9obzoi wrote
Reply to comment by Upstairs-Paper-2079 in Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
Sounds like something you'd find in the Kamikaze Kama Sutra.
Upstairs-Paper-2079 t1_j9obhl2 wrote
Extreme Porn is coitus on the half-pipe.
Msfracture t1_j9o93s7 wrote
Heated olive oil is carcinogenic. The majority of olive oils are not 100% real, they are a mixture of oils.
[deleted] t1_j9o6pci wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
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yusuo85 t1_j9o6d19 wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern, in wake of toxic derailment, gives in on sick days for one of its unions by mmm_tempeh
Awww, that was nice of them
zwaaa t1_j9o5vz3 wrote
Reply to He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by jtstonge
The clear message here: law enforcement officials always need to keep their temper in check.
deathleech t1_j9o4vsi wrote
Reply to comment by ChanThe4th in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
Nah, they are usually pretty good about granting extensions if you try to be reasonable with them. We had to move a shed and I contacted our town. Basically went back and said it’s the middle of winter and I can’t do it at this time of the season. They came back and gave me a 4 month extension no other questions asked. Of course it was a silly warning in the first place, and I am sure some cities are more anal than others, but for the most part they just want you to be in code rather than tick you off or have you ignore them.
Beginning_Win1447 t1_j9o3qr5 wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
Karens are running the state of Florida.
I don't live far enough away from them.
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My friends in Florida, you have my sympathy.
Perioscope t1_j9o3p46 wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
THINK of the [fur]CHILDREN
roostersnuffed t1_j9o3cs0 wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
It says the dog would have to be under the supervision of someone that isnt driving? So both my wife and I would have to take off work to go to the vet?
RobsEvilTwin t1_j9o36s9 wrote
Answering the question "How do I make this more shit?"
RobsEvilTwin t1_j9o2vb0 wrote
A woman was murdered in her home on Boxing day by a 17 year old who had been arrested for a different home invasion the day before (on Christmas Day), and the police were forced to let him go under the old rules.
His scumbag mates picked him up from the watch house and they went straight to committing another crime, and this time they killed someone.
The "child" stabbed someone during a home invasion the previous year also, and the police were forced to let him go under the old rules.
So three convictions for home invasions in two years, two stabbings, and one murder.
The new rules say if you stab a bunch of people you don't get bail.
Just a bit of context on the "children" the Guardian wants you to feel sorry for.
[deleted] t1_j9o2dx4 wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
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dumbbinch99 t1_j9o1gcr wrote
Reply to A proposed bill in Florida would ban dogs from hanging their heads out of car windows by koavf
My dog votes no
Pounce_64 t1_j9o0mt7 wrote
Australia's Florida
No-Owl9201 t1_j9nzmd8 wrote
Qld prisons are full and they'd have to build more capacity with more specialist staff to cater for younger prisoners, and going on Queensland's past record, the possibility of this happening anytime soon is near zero..
rood_sandstorm t1_j9nz5th wrote
Nothing burger. Employees are dressing casual attire and the airline wants them to wear formal clothing.
[deleted] t1_j9ny6bu wrote
Reply to comment by theflamingheads in Queensland’s push to lock up more children by greenthenblue
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Nivosus t1_j9nxg3x wrote
Reply to comment by Greenhoused in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
You must be lost. The toilet is over there, I don't speak to shit here.
jabberwockgee t1_j9nx9no wrote
Reply to comment by ChanThe4th in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
That's not the same as this situation.
If you're going to be contrary for the sake of being contrary, at least bring an example.
jwm3 t1_j9nwtgn wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
In the book that inspired them, attacks on infrastructure is what lead to the race war that let the fascists come to power and the complete genocide of non whites and Jews. This is presented as a good thing and a happy ending.
They seriously think everyone is just a blackout away from full on violently killing everyone that doesn't look like them.
ChanThe4th t1_j9nwiar wrote
Reply to comment by jabberwockgee in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
Yes, you can find the story of a 72yr old cancer patient being fined for not taking care of his yard while doing treatment. You can find stories of people facing violations and fines for endless amounts of absolutely ridiculous issues that would be resolved better by simply calling or reaching out to make sure the person is ok.
Why is it so hard for people to treat others in a humane fashion? Why does everything revolve around punishment rather than simple communication?
Grniii t1_j9ocfww wrote
Reply to Herts police officer escapes sack after 'extreme porn' shared on WhatsApp by nimobo
I’m surprised he kept his job. I have heard of police officers losing careers for much less serious incidents.