Oh great, he's also a Canadian. /s

That doesn't make a lick of sense.

I'm going to take the more realistic approach and say you're completely wrong.

The only reason this person got the extension is because of how much attention this recieved. These government workers don't give af about you or your life. They are there to collect money.

The fact that the person even recieved this notice without being given explicit details on how to proceed says all that needs to be said. This was a cash grab that failed and became embarrassing enough to be swept up before anyone notices the mess.

O’Doyle rules!

Say whaaaaaat????

Cuz its canada

Third article I’ve seen from Fox News here today.

I'm definitely at the "f**k all Republicans" stage of my life.

As if coffee doesn’t make stuff slide right out my rear end fast enough already, let’s add oil!!

Don't worry, he'll be claiming this happened to him in a week

They care a lot about children—they care about if they can fuck a child, literally and figuratively.

I remember my buddies and I found a porno dvd in like high school maybe. It opened with a lady complaining how she didn’t feel good. So the dude was like “ma’am, I’m a doctor. My prognosis? You need ta be fucked”.

Apparently just another case of life imitating art.

Consensual who cares.

It's one of those stories where it's actually worse than what the headline says. If you watch the video it actually sounds like he's trying to determine what the best age for letting a child die is

He needs a life altering ass beating.

So our emerging AI technology is already debating under what circumstances it would be willing to harm people.

That's not worrying at all...

My first thought as well.

He then continues to ask whether that "pricetag" can be expected to increase or decreases with the age of the child killed.

How is this NOT about Congressman Santos ?

Yes! LOL! Now they must build smaller trains that fit in the tunnels!

This is another Not the Onion worthy bureaucratic excuse here:

“The situation would have been worse…had smaller trains been built that had failed to live up to travellers’ expectations.”

Maybe they mean travellers would have been disappointed if they bumped their heads on the ceiling of the train?!

I have to imagine any rock sticking out of the water counts as an island.

A rape joke would have to be genius for me to find one funny. Definitely no geniuses here.

I like salted butter mixed in my coffee the salt takes the bitter edge of the coffee off, and satiates a bit of hunger.

> What do you think is in the flavored coffee creamers? Oil. Lots of oil.

But with delicious flavors like Crème brûlée and butter pecan.

If you aren't money or a corporation you don't get rights.