Time to kill myself before the uprising

Well they were texting over WhatsApp so eventho it happens at his workplace it wasn't really what the headline sounds like

What do you think is in the flavored coffee creamers? Oil. Lots of oil.

Coffee mate® Vanilla Caramel Liquid Coffee Creamer

INGREDIENTS: WATER, SUGAR, VEGETABLE OIL (HIGH OLEIC SOYBEAN AND/OR SOYBEAN), AND LESS THAN 2% OF DIPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, MICELLAR CASEIN (A MILK DERIVATIVE), MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR,CELLULOSE GEL, CELLULOSE GUM, CARRAGEENAN.

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TIL sex is a medication for chest pain.

But have we tried asking the computer what would happen if we killed all the poor AND raised VAT?

I’m not saying we’d do it, just that it doesn’t hurt to ask.

— skit from Mitchel and Web

Yeah notice of violation is intended to sound scary enough to compel compliance.

Here’s the dirty little secret of local government: they’d MUCH rather just have people comply than litigate a contested violation.

In case you're wondering, he's the subject of this headline a year back. He's also a full-on Nazi in case that's not clear from the above headline.

Actually it is better to kill people that have already been productive and will never be so again, so you should take a machinegun to an eldery home and scream "This is to pay the debt!" while you play the national anthem and eat bbq ribs, and when you're done tell all the families to "get over it" so they can get back to being productive.

America is paying way too much for healthcare and we never get that treatment. And if you are looking to get railed, wait til you see your bill.

What kind of anus was this pig born from?

Eew!! How about a shot of liquid ginseng? Way better, more energy.

'Obviously its not good for the child butt.' That's pretty specific, he must have read the case files.

How did I know he was Republican just from reading the title

It's not implausible. The entire South China Sea is basically a fight over what rock formation technically constitutes an "island" so Japan/Korea/Taiwan/China can claim a wider fishing territory. Think the fight for Pluto, if Pluto being a planet meant a country would gain or lose billions of dollars

Well thanks, now I have that song stuck in my head again.

No really, thanks, it’s a great song. Love Fallout New Vegas.

Should be painfully obvious why people like that are trying to ban abortions, right?

I have not read the article yet myself but your comment is reasonable. We accidentally installed a non-compliant fence on our property (not in Texas) and I called the day after receiving the letter to find out our options since they had said we had X amount of weeks to remove it. The building inspector sighed and said, “listen, just the fact that you’re calling right now means that we’re not going to enforce that timeline”. It’s a boilerplate letter and as long as you’re taking action to remedy, they’ll work with you.

I'm not sure I understand the question correctly. It's not assumed that the criminal would have received the minimun sentence. Actually most cases of reduction I have heard of were in the upper range. 10 to 12 years that get lowered 2 or 3 years.

The court compares the original conviction with how they would convict with the new law, all facts remaining the same. If this results in a lower sentence then they have to reduce it.

Don't forget they are concerned about children's employment as well... Making sure they have a job.

Worth a shot when you can't think of anything else

what does that last sentence even mean? they are going to have to build smaller trains now right?

She have some mental health issues as well if she’s willing to check herself into the hospital twice just to hit on a doctor. But then again, wars and kingdoms have been lost because of sex.

So he cured her back pain and her chest pain. Not the subsequent heartache though.

Its considered unethical for a doctor to have romantic relations with a concurrent patient. In general people expect their doctor to keep things professional. So it's a bad look for him and the hospital.

I actually have less issue with the consensual act in the bathroom than I do with the doctor having an inappropriate conversation with a patient as it would make someone who wasn't interested very uncomfortable.