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SnarfbObo t1_j9ls5u4 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
what a prolapsed anus
admiral_taco t1_j9lrjic wrote
rtels2023 t1_j9lrffs wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Most realistic porn plot
hippyengineer t1_j9lre2f wrote
Reply to comment by QuestionableAI in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Photo on his campaign website has 3 kids and a wife in it.
ManyFacedGodxxx t1_j9lr97k wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
So what’s the “issue” here? It was consensual, they’re adults and… /s
Kittenscute t1_j9lr1cx wrote
Reply to comment by torpedoguy in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
Yeap, they are basically synonyms at this point.
Todd-The-Wraith t1_j9lqtuy wrote
For the most of you that won’t read the article: the title is shameless clickbait.
The notice gave 30 days for compliance. It’s a warning not an actual violation, infraction, wtv. It’s nothing more than code enforcement telling you something is wrong.
“If an extension is needed, we will give them that extension,” a representative from the code department explained. “We work with the owners or management.”
Homeowner said the driver’s insurance is paying for the repairs, which should be completed around the end of February.
So to summarize: the city gives a notice saying “hey you need to fix this” but they will work with you to ensure compliance is reasonably possible.
Yes the procedure of issuing it so soon was totally tone deaf and bad optics.
However a notice saying “you have 30 days to repair this” from an agency that explicitly states the 30 days is easily extendable upon request is NOT the same as an imposed fine.
It’s the possibility of a future fine if the homeowner doesn’t make any reasonable efforts. In this case the homeowner expects to be done by next week.
This story is a big ol nothingburger.
farfetchedfrank t1_j9lqrxc wrote
I wonder if they have any soldiers who think WW2 is still going.
dillrepair t1_j9lqo01 wrote
Reply to comment by Crooked_Cock in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
“Oh did i build my house in the way of your imaginary road?”
pm_me_construction t1_j9lpvno wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Note: that was when she had back pain, not chest pain. The chest pain was the reason for her second visit.
[deleted] t1_j9lpq8b wrote
Reply to comment by WarpTroll in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
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carabolic t1_j9lpjza wrote
Reply to comment by bbkknn in Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by metroracerUK
Thank you. That makes a lot of sense. But why is it assumed that the criminal would have received the minimum sentence?
FlashpointJ24 t1_j9lphdq wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
What a fucking ghoul. What's next, he wants to start putting down foster kids because it's good for the economy?
whiskeyandbear t1_j9lpfxz wrote
Reply to comment by BroccoliNo8889 in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Is that even a thing? I honestly would not see a doctor as anybody else but someone there to help, not as some authority I must obey or has any control over me.
GetlostMaps t1_j9lpcq5 wrote
Reply to Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by themimeofthemollies
Stop fucking reposting this
WarpTroll t1_j9lp9rh wrote
Reply to comment by mreed911 in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
It is. It is making sure that reairs are made, and correctly. He'll be given the time he needs as long as progress towards the end goal is being made.
Castod28183 t1_j9lp8fg wrote
Reply to comment by MoneyBags5200 in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
Cities/municipalities do this in order to "incentivize"(so to speak) people into fixing the problem. They would not actually fine a person that was working on fixing the issue. They are just saying, "Hey we know you have a giant hole in your house, we know it's not you're fault, but you do need to get those repairs started to bring your house back up to code."
They do this because there are some people that would just half-ass some repairs or leave them unrepaired altogether. This is a big issue with burned down houses. A lot of people will just abandon the property of a burned down residence if they don't have the means to repair it.
Again, there is absolutely zero chance that the city would actually fine the guy if he was actively working to resolve the problem.
XxRefuse2Lose t1_j9lolsq wrote
Reply to comment by generals_test in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
The chest pains were from sex 😏
Nervous_Wait_9545 t1_j9lodjw wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
LOL. I wonder if that antiwork sub is still around. I'll go check. I used to love going there and teasing them in ways such as this. I'd say things like "oh look, an arbys cashier is trying to overthrow the global economic system because they think it's unfair they don't have a ferrari."
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j9lo8ib wrote
I really hate how no one has Read Dune….
TheBounceSpotter t1_j9lo4bv wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
For all those who didn't bother to read. Doctor is married. The patient slipped him her number after a previous visit. They sexted over whatsapp. When she went to the hospital for chest pain, she was seen by a different doctor, but she messaged him that she was there, and he took his shot. Toilet sex. Followed by sex at her home in following days. The article doesn't explain how the investigation started, just that he was under suspicion of having raped her, and the criminal charges were dropped after police reviewed the evidence. Dude said his wife is cool with it, but then he had to face the music of damage to his career for the moral hazard of having relations with a patient.
smokeyfantastico t1_j9lo3je wrote
Reply to Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by themimeofthemollies
Title of your sex tape
Tonyhillzone t1_j9lo1pm wrote
Japanese islands. Hide n' Seek champions for the last 100,000 years or so
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j9lo0oq wrote
This is how you get a kill dozer.
30 days? Good luck finding a reputable contractor, materials, permits, and drafted blueprint in 30 days.
hefixeshercable t1_j9lsqym wrote
Reply to Japan discovers 7,000 new unknown islands after fresh survey by GeneralGigan817
Line up billionaires.