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OneWingedA t1_j9lnwra wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
When you only have racism every problem is the start of a race war
jcaarow t1_j9ln2l2 wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
I don't think that's FDA approved
torpedoguy t1_j9lmwke wrote
Reply to comment by bountygiver in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
Or that they will be soon if they just work harder and help Dear Leader oppress some out-groups before somebody learns something.
torpedoguy t1_j9lmrns wrote
Reply to comment by No_Designer_5374 in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
More like they're the same picture.
Rickshmitt t1_j9lml5k wrote
Anyone who still supports Fifa is a terrorist
supapoopascoopa t1_j9lmkck wrote
Reply to comment by Chefseiler in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
I mean there is a little gray area, but in general the farther away you get from the doctor-patient relationship and the hospital toilets the less problematic the relationship in the eyes of the medical board.
Die-Nacht t1_j9lmhd2 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
The party of family values, my friends.
bedrooms-ds t1_j9llppy wrote
Fox is allowed here? WTF I thought they had a source filter.
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j9llpdt wrote
Reply to comment by Chefseiler in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Especially considering he was not her doctor at the time, she was being treated by another physician.
generals_test t1_j9llk8r wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
I had chest pains a week ago and nobody offered me sex. Healthcare in the U.S. is the worst.
Justme100001 t1_j9ll265 wrote
They just zoomed in some more on Google Maps...
orionsfyre t1_j9ll0t8 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
"I'm just asking questions"
Ah, the Tucker Carlson defense. You can bring up anything, no matter how evil, or heinous or disgusting... under the guise of "I'm just being intellectually curious."
Also to be fair, he wasn't asking anything, he literally floated the idea that dead kids were ultimately better for the economy. It's the ugliest possible answer to a question no one who has any humanity would ask.
You want to know if it matters who you vote for? Things like this make it clear why it matters.
justaREDshrit t1_j9lktis wrote
Reply to comment by The_bruce42 in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
You get a vote of awesomeness
torpedoguy t1_j9lknh0 wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
Of course it is. Any group left of fascism gets the full force of the US government thrown at it if it so much as espouses human rights or desegregation.
But not fascists. You can't even advocate for women's rights without brutality and criminal records, but when conservatives commit terrorism (stochastic or otherwise) nothing is done about their leaders. America never arrests MTG like it did MLK. America staunchly refuses to even ADMIT Tucker or Donald are just like Ayman (al-Zawahiri) or Bin-Laden, and easily more dangerous.
In fact its only problem with the attacks by the latter two is that they weren't Requblican, and therefore were rivals to the existing otherwise-identical far-right structure. We always, always stopped short when the far-right attacks; from allowing the confederacy's leaders to remain after the war, to declaring it would "be too partisan" to end the far-right threat in congress due to all of them being the same party.
- Even when they assault the capitol, all they got was "okay enough for now, you're going too fast" and let them remain in power. Try again next time!
The United States government has been so terminally infested by reactionaries that its agencies and military's only real problem with ISIL or the Taliban... is that our leaders don't want competition.
SelectiveSanity t1_j9lkly1 wrote
trucorsair t1_j9lk8ch wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
If only his parents had had the same thoughts all those years ago….
-guci00- t1_j9lk28j wrote
Reply to comment by IronGigant in Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by themimeofthemollies
It's in spain though they don't use imperial unless they were buying trains from USA. UK already uses metric in engineering.
Shmoo_the_Parader t1_j9ljsn6 wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
Gotcha. I was unaware of that alt definition. Thx!
themimeofthemollies OP t1_j9ljof1 wrote
Reply to comment by patienceisfun2018 in Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by themimeofthemollies
Unclear; but the government staunchly defends itself because the error was caught BEFORE the trains were built, not after:
“The government has, however, previously been at pains to insist that the errors had been spotted before any train was built, and that “not a single euro of Spaniards’ money has been wasted” as a result.”
“The situation would have been worse, it added, had smaller trains been built that had failed to live up to travellers’ expectations.”
Thetman38 t1_j9ljmkn wrote
Reply to Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by themimeofthemollies
Typical. Works for the unit test and then once you roll into production shit hits the fan.
DamonFields t1_j9ljhbv wrote
Until we install their preferred republican dictator, the terrorist attacks will continue.
pitshands t1_j9ljdab wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
That is so close to the "unwertes Leben" Ideologie of the Nazis, there isn't even place for a sheet of paper. Unwertes Leben - unworthy life. Used for disabled people
UnkleRinkus t1_j9lja79 wrote
Reply to comment by Matthew_C1314 in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
It's been pretty well documented that the original doctor behind all of us fearing fat and cholesterol faked his data in his studies. Then the USDA (or FDA, I can't remember) started pushing grain based foods into the food pyramid' to pacify agricultural interests.
Gilandb t1_j9lis5d wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Damn, I went to the hospital for chest pain last week and sex wasn't even offered. I feel like my hospital isn't even trying.
Nervous_Wait_9545 t1_j9lo08b wrote
Reply to comment by Medcait in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
You don't know what the doctor looked like. This could have been a real life case of bumping uglies.