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IronGigant t1_j9lhhgy wrote
Reply to comment by fallingcave in Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by themimeofthemollies
Build the tunnels in Imperial, spec the trains in Metric lol
jxj24 t1_j9lhehz wrote
Reply to comment by fallingcave in Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by themimeofthemollies
Teamwork.
stewmander t1_j9lh86r wrote
Reply to comment by MoneyBags5200 in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
Faces fines.
He wasn't fined.
It's click bate because it could just as easily been written "faces potential fines" or something.
"Hey, we're just letting you know that you're technically in violation, you have 30 days to fix it, but if you need more time just let us know."
Honestly the city seems the most reasonable of all involved here, but I get that an NOV letter might hurt the homeowners feelings.
patienceisfun2018 t1_j9lh5d5 wrote
Reply to Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by themimeofthemollies
How many stages of planning to into that where at any point it would have been realized it wasn't going to fit?
QuestionableAI t1_j9lgfd2 wrote
Reply to comment by hippyengineer in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Do we know for certain? I seriously do not want to google him.
[deleted] t1_j9lg59y wrote
Reply to comment by NinjaWrapper in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
I’ll give you a little creaminess!
fallingcave t1_j9lf500 wrote
Reply to Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by themimeofthemollies
How do you fuck that up
Swampwolf42 t1_j9lek3z wrote
Reply to comment by hizilla in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
And the Republican Party, who (not coincidentally) is also trying to overthrow the government.
hippyengineer t1_j9le0s0 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
In case anyone wants to let him know about your feelings about him, here is his website’s contact info.
hizilla t1_j9ldxq9 wrote
Reply to comment by Swampwolf42 in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
This one is also a lifetime member of the Oath Keepers. A group that literally tried to overthrow the government.
themimeofthemollies OP t1_j9ldxn5 wrote
Reply to Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by themimeofthemollies
“you guys had one job …” Ian Bremmer
https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1628456519300747264?s=20
Kittenscute t1_j9ldw8q wrote
Reply to comment by porncrank in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
>They are entirely made of stupidity and misdirected rage.
Evil. Evil is the actual word you are looking for.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_j9ldl4e wrote
Reply to comment by PancakeParthenon in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
Its pronounced Tur Bo-Es Hits Latte. /s
jelloslug t1_j9ld7qc wrote
Reply to comment by SelectionTable in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
You mean TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS
hippyengineer t1_j9ld6tt wrote
Reply to comment by QuestionableAI in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
My bet on the over/under is that he has 5 kids and is married.
Matthew_C1314 t1_j9lcz8y wrote
Reply to comment by PEVEI in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
IDK, to me the Keto diet looks like it was created by a cardiologist trying to drum up business.
brucebturbo t1_j9lcxll wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
I think it should be AMA approved, write to you’re congressman, we need better healthcare now!
virgilreality t1_j9lcqh7 wrote
Reply to comment by rugbat in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
His pain, yes.
brucebturbo t1_j9lbsw6 wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
I’m a licensed sex advocate and I might be able to help as well.
soolkyut t1_j9lbpfk wrote
Reply to comment by Outrageous-Stay6075 in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
You’re right, but it’s more fun for people to think the city is actually fining this guy.
They’re just flagging it in their system.
Horn_Python t1_j9lbinw wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Eat shit !
No_Designer_5374 t1_j9lbifg wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
I am confused.
Neo-nazis are aligned with conservatives, right?
PancakeParthenon t1_j9lb1t6 wrote
Yes, I'd like the turbo-shits late', please
Crooked_Cock t1_j9lah1v wrote
In what world does vegetable oil go in coffee?
bountygiver t1_j9lhpsu wrote
Reply to comment by BridgetheDivide in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
And the 90% are convinced they are part of the 10% so they also opposed anything that would actually benefit them.