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BowwwwBallll t1_j9l9kze wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Bold of you to think I’ll make manager.
bent_crater t1_j9l9cew wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
whether or not im ok with this is entirely dependent on whether the doctor walks with a cane and is a complete dickhead to all his colleagues but is also the best doctor alive.
MellifluousPenguin t1_j9l7xvb wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Dumbfounding. I can well imagine the guy thinking he's playing "devil's advocate", with a side of "let's troll the libs a bit". Truth is, don't play devil's advocate if you don't have enough sense, empathy, human dignity, and braincells to realize that your argument makes you an irredeemable pig.
pilgrim93 t1_j9l7wqc wrote
Reply to comment by MofuckaJones14 in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Well you see, the problem is they’ve branded themselves as pro-life. They’re not. What would be more accurate is pro-birth.
Unknownkowalski t1_j9l7bet wrote
Reply to comment by open_door_policy in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Swift response.
RockstarAgent t1_j9l75i2 wrote
Reply to comment by AndringRasew in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
TIL I'm a bit of a physician myself...
EvlMinion t1_j9l71mq wrote
Reply to comment by DFWPunk in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
This was one of those headlines I see from time to time and think, "That can't really be what happened." Then I get proven wrong.
The Republicans' response was what I expected, though. Spineless. Either not going on record that he's vile or saying 'his words are his own'.
open_door_policy t1_j9l6tm6 wrote
Reply to comment by cutelyaware in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
It was just a modest proposal.
ThisIsSoooStupid t1_j9l6pyj wrote
Reply to comment by HappyHighwayman in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
Umm, but we do now. The article mentions that spoonful of olive oil adds 120 calories to the drink. 1 tbsp of olive oil has exactly that many calories.
The_bruce42 t1_j9l6ouh wrote
Reply to comment by cutelyaware in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE ECONOMY!!!
HappyHighwayman t1_j9l6h1k wrote
Reply to comment by ThisIsSoooStupid in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
Perhaps but we’ll never know from this article!
ThisIsSoooStupid t1_j9l6bxz wrote
Reply to comment by HappyHighwayman in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
I think it's tablespoon because of how many calories they claim there are.
Tha_Watcher t1_j9l5uvb wrote
HappyHighwayman t1_j9l5twp wrote
Reply to comment by ThisIsSoooStupid in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
Sure but for informational purposes its meaningless.
ThisIsSoooStupid t1_j9l5owk wrote
Reply to comment by HappyHighwayman in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
It is if they have a specific spoon dedicated for this .
SuitableNegotiation5 t1_j9l3i10 wrote
Shitty olive oil+shitty coffee=overpriced experiment that's definitely not really a big existing thing. I'll pass.
Also, maybe stop screwing your employees over instead of making up crap like this.
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Mr__Teal t1_j9l2wh7 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
I'm really only surprised that he didn't follow it up asking if there were any volume discounts.
acker1je t1_j9l1u8h wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
“In 2022, we selected Disable Cookies. In 2023, Cookie Monster came to disable us”.
EdgeOfWetness t1_j9l1568 wrote
Tiaran149 t1_j9l0zgh wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
She's got heartaches by the number
Kittenscute t1_j9l0tri wrote
Reply to comment by Shmoo_the_Parader in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
https://www.vocabulary.com/articles/chooseyourwords/ferment-foment/
Seems like...it's okay?
> To ferment can also mean to stir up. When you ferment something, you agitate it, you work it up, and then it changes. You can ferment people, too! An inspiring leader might ferment a revolution! See the word in action:
Ferment can be either positive or negative, then foment is almost always negative.
Equivalent_Target_94 t1_j9l0lj3 wrote
Reply to Man convicted of molesting boy during sleepover and offering sex act, says it was 'inside joke' by SYLOH
"Neo conducted his own defence. He denied using his finger to molest the boy and claimed he had used a pillow instead."
I'm curious. Is there a part of the law that excuses the perp if he didn't use his own body parts?
"Neo also claimed that he had taken the photos of the boy to show him that he was keeping his promise not to touch him again, as he had the chance to touch him but did not." I don't even know where to begin... Just stumped.
Mississimia t1_j9l06ss wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-disaster2022 in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
I think they were infiltrated a long time ago. Russian spies with free meth can get pretty far in those groups.
Crooked_Cock t1_j9lacso wrote
Reply to Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
Sounds about right for the backwards ass giant cumstain on the continental US that is the state of texas