Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Ok-disaster2022 t1_j9kz1a9 wrote
That's the problem. When one terrorist group creates a novel attack vector, others are quick to repeat it. I'm curious about the relation between Russia attacking the Ukrainianin grid and white nationalist terrorists deciding to do the same. Like the WNT get orders from Moscow or were they just inspired?
AndringRasew t1_j9kyxf6 wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
"How you doin' Boo?"
SelectiveSanity t1_j9kydu5 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
>“It can be argued, periodically, that it’s actually a cost savings because that child is not going to need any of those government services that they might otherwise be entitled to receive and need based on growing up in this type of environment,” he said.
To answer your question yes, this man is a Republican.
baddfingerz1968 t1_j9kxuqb wrote
OMG this really is turning out like a classic Asimov sci-fi novel...
BEWARE SKYNET
MoneyBags5200 t1_j9kxm93 wrote
Reply to comment by Outrageous-Stay6075 in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
Yes that’s how I know what it said my guy. You as a person don’t seem to think it is unreasonable for a city to NOT fine a person for a separate person driving into their house. Tell me how this statement is false “Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house”. That’s what happened, yes the fines will go away but it’s the gall to do it in the first place. You couldn’t even put that into the title grammatically with how it was written. And if you don’t understand my point after this then well it doesn’t matter.
that-bro-dad t1_j9kxat5 wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
I mean I offer sex whenever my wife isn't feeling well.
HappyHighwayman t1_j9kx4xw wrote
Spoonful isn’t exactly a measurement
Outrageous-Stay6075 t1_j9kx1m9 wrote
Reply to comment by MoneyBags5200 in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
...and that fine goes away as soon as the repairs are made. Did you read the whole article?
HarryHacker42 t1_j9kweue wrote
The goal of the Proud Boys and their buddies is to bring the downfall of the power grid to force a revolution. They're planning it. They're acting on those plans. This is not some random guy doing something stupid. Well, it is stupid people doing something though.
HarryHacker42 t1_j9kw6gk wrote
Reply to comment by BridgetheDivide in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
Sounds like Amway.
SelectiveSanity t1_j9kvt44 wrote
Reply to comment by XueShiLong in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
"No they're not, they're being discriminated against because they're white and Christian like everyone else in this country by the non white, non Christian minority despite those groups not actually having that much sway and their being clear evidence that they were breaking the law."
-Malfunctioning Traitor Greene, definitely.
BridgetheDivide t1_j9kvk6z wrote
Reply to comment by patienceisfun2018 in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
90% are poor.
10% are wealthy sociopaths who profit off the other 90%
mike-godwin01 t1_j9kuo96 wrote
Reply to comment by XueShiLong in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
So are home grown tomatoes. One is good and juicy and tastes great on mayonnaise covered bread but the other should maybe be planted a little deeper../s I’ll probably be down voted like crazy for this…
MoneyBags5200 t1_j9kubbm wrote
Reply to comment by Outrageous-Stay6075 in Texas homeowner faces fines after suspected DWI driver damages house by SarcasticGamer
Fined $2,000 for having a hole in his house (charge 1) and not having a window installed (charge 2). It is not clickbait that’s exactly what happened in the title wtf. The point being it was extremely tone-deaf to his situation.
puddingdemon t1_j9kualj wrote
Reply to comment by patienceisfun2018 in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
Would explain part of it
SelectionTable t1_j9ku8lp wrote
USA USA USA
patienceisfun2018 t1_j9ktlpa wrote
Reply to comment by puddingdemon in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
Is it because they're poor?
Inconceivable-2020 t1_j9ktixk wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Whenever you see a true waste of oxygen politician, just remember that they were elected by people that knew exactly what they were voting for.
DVWhat t1_j9kt3hd wrote
Trains coming at dem tunnels like Beef Supreme charging in to rehabilitate Not Sure.
ryantrw5 t1_j9ksz5a wrote
Reply to comment by notfuckyfuckfuck in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Yeah
scratch_post t1_j9kstd1 wrote
Reply to comment by angeltay in Bing Chatbot Names Foes, Threatens Harm and Lawsuits by StrawberryFair524
IwannaBAtapdancer t1_j9kssjx wrote
Reply to comment by Medcait in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
I guess neither do the toilets.
notfuckyfuckfuck t1_j9ksm1j wrote
Reply to comment by ryantrw5 in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
From home alone?
Shmoo_the_Parader t1_j9kslzo wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
Couldn't get past this bit. If a writer doesn't know the difference between ferment and foment, I'm not going to waste my time.
AndringRasew t1_j9kz48r wrote
Reply to comment by Ahelex in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
I hear the doctor had a silver tongue.
There's nothing wrong with a little cunning linguistics between friends.