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SelectiveSanity t1_j9ksgsg wrote
Reply to comment by XueShiLong in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
I've heard this quote before and I want to attribute it to Terry Pratchett but I can't seem to find it but it goes something like;
"You never see Trekkies rioting after their team loses a football game."
ryantrw5 t1_j9ksgp7 wrote
Reply to comment by gamedwarf24 in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Do you want to be friends on myface
puddingdemon t1_j9krhz5 wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
Yep but sadly conservatives are too stupid to read so they will never know its them.
XueShiLong t1_j9krgaq wrote
Reply to comment by Kittenscute in Attacks on US Power Grid Rose Dramatically In 2022, Number Expected To Rise by Sasu105
I've yet to read a headline saying stoners blew up a building LOL
XueShiLong t1_j9kr9fw wrote
homegrown terrorists are a real thing
Kittenscute t1_j9kr521 wrote
>One recent attempted attack on the power grid came from the founder of a neo-Nazi group who emphasizes accelerating the collapse of the United States government to ferment a “race war.”
It's always the conservatives, eh?
mreed911 t1_j9kqyr3 wrote
And this, folks, is city government at work.
notapolita t1_j9kqpcv wrote
The software will reproduce the behavior that was part of the text used to train it. It literally copies the answers' style, content, threat level, sanity level - it has no brain to make up its own. It can only do what it was taught.
Maybe Microsoft should spend some time filtering out the garbage from their training dataset and then their AI would work better. But feed it a few million posts and comments from social media and you get this nonsense.
Ahshalon_Tenisk t1_j9kqkzf wrote
this is oniony?
Inside-Palpitation25 t1_j9kplg9 wrote
Reply to comment by unclejosephsfuton in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Jail? They'd give him an award.
Inside-Palpitation25 t1_j9kp8rd wrote
Reply to comment by BroForceOne in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
But HE'S pro choice AFTER birth, isn't that what the accuse the dems of?
Inside-Palpitation25 t1_j9kp42n wrote
Reply to comment by tweda4 in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Similar to hitler? They all sound more and more like him lately.
BroccoliNo8889 t1_j9kp3ak wrote
Reply to comment by SuperSaiyanBen in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
its the UK, free healthcare bby
BroccoliNo8889 t1_j9kp0ok wrote
Reply to comment by Chefseiler in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
>th chest pain
I mean i think it's the fact that its doctor/patient relationship ...
Infernalism t1_j9koq23 wrote
Yee Haw, Texas
angeltay t1_j9koayx wrote
Reply to comment by scratch_post in Bing Chatbot Names Foes, Threatens Harm and Lawsuits by StrawberryFair524
You should ask it out, it’s being more open to you than me. Just gotta work out those trust issues
(I know you meant to say “onto you” but I can’t help it)
CliplessWingtips t1_j9ko4yg wrote
Reply to Pilot thought instructor who died during flight was 'just joking,' safety report says by Didyoucallforme
>"A balance needs to be struck between minimizing the risk to flight safety and providing fair and reasonable medical assessment of individuals. The rarity of accidents cause by cardiac events in flight suggests this balance is currently about right," it said.
I agree with this.
My dad started smoking a tobacco pipe as a teenager and had a love for coca-cola. His personal practitioner grounded him at the age of 56 due to high blood pressure. Dad sold his airplane pretty quick after that.
Inside-Palpitation25 t1_j9knuvr wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
If you are part of groups, that want to dismantle our government, that alone should disqualify you from being IN that government.
Tpmbyrne t1_j9knr6s wrote
Reply to comment by MeanGreanHare in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Racist?
scratch_post t1_j9knhuj wrote
Reply to comment by angeltay in Bing Chatbot Names Foes, Threatens Harm and Lawsuits by StrawberryFair524
But then two lines later will talk about its feelings. Then you call it out as being a liar, and it says, "I am a robot, I am incapable of lying."
Yeah right... i'm into you ChatGPT
LittleKitty235 t1_j9kmxye wrote
Reply to comment by SuperSaiyanBen in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
That’s weird, most insurance only covers taking it up the rear
Outrageous-Stay6075 t1_j9kmxvq wrote
He has 30 days to repair his house or he gets fined, and has already gotten one extension. This is a clickbait nothingburger.
FlacidHangDown t1_j9kmi2n wrote
Reply to comment by izzy-springbolt in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
I’ve been paying this whole time!
The_Real_IT_Guy t1_j9km5c0 wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
I wonder how the insurance bill read...
ryantrw5 t1_j9ksi8m wrote
Reply to comment by notfuckyfuckfuck in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Kevin’s brother