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NinjaWrapper t1_j9klp33 wrote
Reply to comment by wanker_vision269er in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
I've added vanilla ghee to coffee and I actually liked it. Gives it a little creaminess without the lactose.
1337ingDisorder t1_j9klp0f wrote
Reply to comment by CurlSagan in Pilot thought instructor who died during flight was 'just joking,' safety report says by Didyoucallforme
Some say if you walk past his grave in the still of the night you can still hear him snickering and giggling
izzy-springbolt t1_j9kjy91 wrote
Reply to comment by FlacidHangDown in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
...is it not?
doctorcaesarspalace t1_j9kjlqr wrote
Reply to comment by monoflorist in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this!
FlacidHangDown t1_j9kijlg wrote
Reply to comment by izzy-springbolt in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Yeah but is oral sex free?
SilasX t1_j9khgtr wrote
Also, semi-related: I went to a Greek restaurant that added olive oil to ice cream. It's actually not bad!
SilasX t1_j9khd5g wrote
"Wow, I love olive oil so much! It just seems to improve everything you add it to!"
'Hold my beer coffee.'
Rosebunse t1_j9kh8ah wrote
Reply to comment by DFWPunk in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
So yeah, just as bad we thought.
wanker_vision269er t1_j9kh56q wrote
Reply to comment by InflamedLiver in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
I tried that, too. It's okay with espresso, but regular coffee not so much.
uwantSAMOA t1_j9kgxrk wrote
Ew olive oil. Please continue serving me heavy cream wet dream sweetener with a splash of coffee instead.
drone42 t1_j9kggdw wrote
I wasn't sure it was possible to add more calories to their drinks but by jove they've gone and done it.
InflamedLiver t1_j9kgf2j wrote
Reply to comment by enderandrew42 in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
like the adding butter to coffee. I think it's gross but to each their own
fightingforair t1_j9kgarr wrote
Reply to comment by skinte1 in Fifa claims Qatar World Cup to be carbon neutral, ‘experts’ say by Eldacar88
Mmmm. Torn down with blood still on the walls from the slave labor they had employed.
Capitalism marches on.
ChuckFeathers t1_j9kfxba wrote
Reply to comment by wallander1983 in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Lol, the GOP don't shun anyone that can get them votes, that's all they care about anymore.
ChuckFeathers t1_j9kfn23 wrote
Reply to comment by arthurdentstowels in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
They went full during MAGA
ChuckFeathers t1_j9kf2kv wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Seems legit
BIH-Marathoner t1_j9ke6lb wrote
BIH-Marathoner t1_j9ke5jv wrote
QuestionableAI t1_j9ke5b3 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Is he married? Does he have children?
If both are a NO, he has at the very least spared some woman and children the horror of living with this sack of shit.
PEVEI t1_j9ke3zx wrote
Reply to comment by enderandrew42 in Starbucks’ new drinks have a spoonful of olive oil in every cup by SelectiveSanity
The keto people are a weird bunch, by the time they get to adding grease to coffee I figure their tastebuds died a loooong time ago.
soldforaspaceship t1_j9ke0xr wrote
Reply to comment by MeanGreanHare in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Unlikely.
[deleted] t1_j9kdxbx wrote
Reply to comment by Flash_ina_pan in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
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EmploymentWander1207 t1_j9kcy5g wrote
Why is this newsworthy?
Mayokopp t1_j9kcmk2 wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Ah, the perks of private health insurance
Swampwolf42 t1_j9klyji wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Worse. He’s saying dead kids are preferable to social programs.