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Imnachopancho t1_j9kc11d wrote
angeltay t1_j9kbw2d wrote
Is this really a chat bot, or is it a human? When I ask ChatGPT “how do you feel about” or “what do you think,” it says, “I’m a robot. I don’t think or feel or form opinions.”
Content_Forever_1177 t1_j9kbvxo wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
And Americans think they don't want nationalized healthcare
enderandrew42 t1_j9ka6lh wrote
It isn't unusual in keto diets to add avocado oil or some fat to coffee. Some people call it bulletproof coffee. I've tried it and I am not a fan.
harge008 t1_j9ka4pw wrote
Reply to comment by Neb_Djed in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
That’s why sexual relations between doctors and patients are mostly treated as an ethical issue (re medical license) and civil issue. Unlike statutory rape laws in most states based on the victim’s inability to legally consent to sexual activity based on age or intellectual disability, the “power dynamic” between a doctor and patient or employer and employee does not negate consent in the context of criminal offenses. There are some exceptions as laws vary from state to state, but the majority of states don’t criminally penalize doctor and patient consensual relationships.
cantthinkofone29 t1_j9ka20n wrote
Mamma mia!
BroForceOne t1_j9ka0fu wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
>“It can be argued, periodically, that it’s actually a cost savings because that child is not going to need any of those government services that they might otherwise be entitled to receive and need based on growing up in this type of environment,”
When Republicans steer so far to the right, they end up turning left and making a pro-choice argument.
manhatim t1_j9k9orx wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
His or hers?
extracensorypower t1_j9k8w45 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Tell me you're a republican without telling me you're a republican.
skinte1 t1_j9k87x0 wrote
Reply to comment by fightingforair in Fifa claims Qatar World Cup to be carbon neutral, ‘experts’ say by Eldacar88
The above mentioned things probably make up for a couple of percent of total emissions when including the 8, 40-80000 seat stadiums + infrastructure they built that are now worthless. In fact the stadiums are already being torn down.
p1America t1_j9k75uh wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Nice
Plonsky2 t1_j9k6yc5 wrote
Reply to Pilot thought instructor who died during flight was 'just joking,' safety report says by Didyoucallforme
He died doing something he loved - in his case, general aviation. Ya gotta respect that.
Chefseiler t1_j9k6rf4 wrote
Reply to comment by Blanknameblank818 in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
After two months of regularly meeting up she claims the first incident was rape? Yeah no, seems like there was a good reason police didn't press charges.
CoffinRehersal t1_j9k60j9 wrote
It sounds like most of this article is predicated on the author and readers believing that the Bing chatbot is a sentient living being. Without accepting that first all of the screenshots look a lot like nothing.
Bumm_by_Design t1_j9k5ymq wrote
Reply to Pilot thought instructor who died during flight was 'just joking,' safety report says by Didyoucallforme
And the award for best last prank goes to...
JordanComoElRio t1_j9k5u9j wrote
Reply to comment by Binky390 in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
You are welcome!
SumRWanker41 t1_j9k5oe4 wrote
Reply to comment by phenompbg in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
It's all a bit confusing, isn't it?
SilasX t1_j9k5lbx wrote
Tarrolis t1_j9k5avz wrote
Reply to comment by The84thWolf in Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
I was raised in a republican household and i'll definitively say at least in my case they do not care about children. They care about their children growing up to be dogs of the ownership class, and according to their wage is the amount of pride they have in them. People have economic worth and that's it.
themattboard t1_j9k57my wrote
Reply to Pilot thought instructor who died during flight was 'just joking,' safety report says by Didyoucallforme
> Ha! Yeah! I kill me
--Alf
jxj24 t1_j9k5715 wrote
The intersection between artificial intelligence and natural stupidity is turning out to be even greater than initially expected.
GiveMeTheFloorModel t1_j9k51lf wrote
Reply to comment by StampYoPassport in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Ah yes. The Great Philadelphia Trash Fire of 2018. Good times.
aishik-10x t1_j9k49tj wrote
Reply to comment by CompetitionFar734 in UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics by james8475
One for you nineteen for me? Fuck that gimme all of it
TjW0569 t1_j9k3v9i wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Pro-life Republican.
Individual_Cap_8505 t1_j9kc3kg wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
I have seen Sidney Powell in interviews before all this mess and she seemed competent. It is confusing that she seems to have suddenly turned into a lunatic. What happened? The leap from upstanding, respectable attorney to unprofessional lunatic seemingly overnight makes no sense. What really happened?