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StampYoPassport t1_j9jn2zh wrote
StampYoPassport t1_j9jmzbq wrote
KeepTangoAndFoxtrot t1_j9jmyib wrote
This post title is poorly worded. As is, it reads that experts are saying that Fifa is claiming that the Qatar World Cup was carbon neutral. It should say something closer to, "Fifa claims 'experts' deem Qatar World Cup carbon neutral."
The actual heading of the article: "Qatar World Cup: Fifa's carbon neutrality claim 'misleading and incredibly dangerous'". It's also from November 2022.
DrDroid t1_j9jmn19 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Let’s just get ahead to the end game and kill all the kids for maximum economic benefit, right? Fuck it, adults too!
mf-TOM-HANK t1_j9jmlgw wrote
Lol a nation of kings founded on extraction of carbon and slave labor claims their jewel event to be carbon neutral
wanking_to_got t1_j9jmjdr wrote
People hate them but buy their overpriced tickets and merchandise anyway.
Soon you'll have World Cups only in asia because that's where the money will be.
Football fans never learn until it's too late.
SpiritualPrize t1_j9jly69 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
A conservative state lawmaker has successfully tacked an anti-abortion message onto an otherwise innocuous resolution in the Alaska House aimed at raising awareness about sexual assault and child abuse.
The amendment from Republican Rep. David Eastman of Wasilla refers to abortion as “the ultimate form of child abuse.”
I get the impression he doesn't know whether he's washing or hanging out.
bouchert t1_j9jlw68 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
I know when I hear about a dead Alaskan child, my first thought is "How can this profit me?"
jkswede t1_j9jliev wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
This would not even turn a head in New York.
BeowulfsGhost t1_j9jlhbn wrote
Ummm, bullshit! FIFA is basically a criminal enterprise disguised as a sporting event. Nothing they say can be trusted.
rileydogdad1 t1_j9jlf2j wrote
The more I know about FIFA the more sketchy they become
fightingforair t1_j9jkltd wrote
Ah yes that fleet of private jets, private cars, private hookers, all all carbon neutral I’m sure.
thekabootler t1_j9jk83z wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Don't tell them about Philly Elmo
MofuckaJones14 t1_j9jk15p wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
You know it's hilarious but also pretty sad that Republicans can say things like this and constantly pass bills that harm kids and yet their voters will say that they're the party that cares about children. I guess they just want to see their children struggle as much as possible whilst they grow up. That's pro-life for ya, I guess.
Badaxe13 t1_j9jjllp wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
THERE WILL BE FLUFF !!
ramriot t1_j9jj85j wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Oh you politicians,
You were so preoccupied with whether they could say a thing, they didn't stop to think if they should.
SuperSaiyanBen t1_j9jisii wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
“We’re sorry Ma’am, but your insurance only covers missionary, you’ll have to pay in full.”
Chefseiler t1_j9jhg0h wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Actually headline should be: "Two consenting adults engage in affair"
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9jhfkb wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Who ratted him out? Disgusting.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9jhdm3 wrote
Reply to comment by rugbat in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
>before leaving she gave Dr Onyekpe a piece of paper with her telephone number on it
Apparently it did
bbkknn t1_j9jh4n8 wrote
Reply to comment by Phorensick in Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by metroracerUK
I'm sorry but that explanation is factually wrong but sadly this is what is being pushed by spanish politicians and media alike so it's no wonder foreign press got it wrong too.
Consent always has been an important point when judging sex crimes and the scandal of the Pamplona gang rape which sparked the new law had nothing to do with consent (the victim not consenting was never in doubt, otherwise there would be no crime) but with the aggravating factors. Both the initial court and the appeal court decided that the actions didn't qualify for agresion but for the less severe felony of abuse. Note that both abuse and agresion can qualify as rape or not and it was just a choice by the lawmaker to explicitly not use the word "rape" except in one instance.
Feminist groups got upset either by ignorance or by populistic takes on the matter and the slogan "it's no abuse, it's rape" became popular. But aggresion wasn't equal to rape but rape was an aggravating circumstance for both sexual aggresion and sexual abuse. The solution in the new law was to eliminate the "sexual abuse" and combine both abuse and aggresion into one felony. But by doing so they also combined minimum and maximum sentencing from the old crimes into the new one.
The spanish criminal code establishes that any new law that is more favourable to the offender has to be applied retroactively. The problem isn't per se that the minimum sentences have been reduced but that, by doing so, if the same crime was judged according to the new law and keeping all other circumstances the same a lower sentece would have been handed.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9jgwlo wrote
Reply to comment by izzy-springbolt in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
Hello there my name is dr Buttmuncher. What are you doing this weekend?
Swampwolf42 t1_j9jgq66 wrote
Reply to Rep. Eastman sparks outrage after asking about the potential economic benefits of the deaths of abused Alaska children by HoboWithAComputer
Why is it, whenever a read a headline about a politician ghoulishly focusing on money rather than people’s lives, I don’t need to open the article to guess which party they belong to?
Oh yeah. Now I remember.
BeakerMaus t1_j9jgg1u wrote
Reply to comment by _unsusceptible in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
C is for cookie
dzhastin t1_j9jo0r3 wrote
Reply to comment by menlindorn in Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by metroracerUK
Famous last words…